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i felt something on my neck..didnt think anything of it..could have been my hair..i went to move it but i didnt feel anything..so anyways i lean back and yawn


HUGE ****ING SPIDER CRAWLS INTO MY MOUTH!!!!


dammit...


*shivers*


why me




share similar stories about bugs attacking you and making you shiver and what not?
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#3
TS, i did the same thing to my gf w/ my dick once
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#4
Trying to decide if you are serious or not...
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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#6
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did you swallow it?



no sadly..i bit down and closed my mouth so it wouldnt get further in my mouth or throat


i feel like bear grylls..

bad taste in my mouth..i wanna throw up
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#7
ONe time I was driving down a stretch of interstate goin about 80 with the window down. I feel this sting hit my neck but I think nothing of it. So I feel like that hair standing feeling and I check to see if it's a bug. Nothing there, so I relax. This happens about three times so the last time I ignore. Then I feel something MOVE and I ****ing grab at the feeling and it's a ****ing weird ass bug.
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Oh, look at those naughty waffles and their banana's...

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#8
Give us something to compare it to, sizewise.
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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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#9
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Give us something to compare it to, sizewise.



an united states 5 cent piece ( nickel)

about that big..it was juicy too..dammit
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#12
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an united states 5 cent piece ( nickel)

about that big..it was juicy too..dammit

Damn, dude.
That's pretty gnarly.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#13
i have a massive phobia of centipedes.

i went camping with my boy scout troop back when i was apparently gay, and in boy scouts.

we went to this like log cabin place that already had several mattresses in it, and we just kinda laid sleeping bags out on the mattresses and went to sleep. my mattress apparently had a centipede nest in it...

i woke up halfway through the night COMPLETELY COVERED in the bastards. there were HUNDREDS of them. on my face, in my hair, all through my sleeping bag, etc. when i say i was covered, i mean COVERED. to this day, whenever i see a centipede, i cannot even stay in the same room. i run away like a pathetic little bitch. >.<
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#14
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ONe time I was driving down a stretch of interstate goin about 80 with the window down. I feel this sting hit my neck but I think nothing of it. So I feel like that hair standing feeling and I check to see if it's a bug. Nothing there, so I relax. This happens about three times so the last time I ignore. Then I feel something MOVE and I ****ing grab at the feeling and it's a ****ing weird ass bug.


did you die?
#16
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Damn, dude.
That's pretty gnarly.



yeah..idk what kinda spider it was...


anyways to be on topic

one time i woke up and a huge palmetto bug (looks like a cockroach) crawled out from underneath my covers..i dont even wanna know where it was...
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#17
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That's what he said.


Doesn't have the same effect unless she says it.
I will more than likely never return to any thread I post in, so don't bother replying to me.
#18
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i have a massive phobia of centipedes.

i went camping with my boy scout troop back when i was apparently gay, and in boy scouts.

we went to this like log cabin place that already had several mattresses in it, and we just kinda laid sleeping bags out on the mattresses and went to sleep. my mattress apparently had a centipede nest in it...

i woke up halfway through the night COMPLETELY COVERED in the bastards. there were HUNDREDS of them. on my face, in my hair, all through my sleeping bag, etc. when i say i was covered, i mean COVERED. to this day, whenever i see a centipede, i cannot even stay in the same room. i run away like a pathetic little bitch. >.<
Well, I'm not going to be able to sleep now. I was moving bricks once and woke up a nest of them. They were huge, and there was like 10 of them. Scared the crap out of me.
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#19
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DAMN YOU TS, NOW I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT SPIDERS CRAWLING IN MY MOUTH.




im sorry =/
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#20
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Well, I'm not going to be able to sleep now. I was moving bricks once and woke up a nest of them. They were huge, and there was like 10 of them. Scared the crap out of me.

The big ones are actually poisonous.
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#21
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The big ones are actually poisonous.
Don't tell me that.

They had black and white vertical stripes too if that means anything.
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#22
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Doesn't have the same effect unless she says it.

Well it'd only work if the girl talked to herself then, or if it was a threesome and the other girl was swallowing.
#24
One time, at the beginning of a cross country race, I inhaled and a bug flew into my mouth and I was like . Then later in the race, I coughed and it came out, and I was like .
#25
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did you die?


To this day.
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Oh, look at those naughty waffles and their banana's...

*fapfapfapfapfap*

(if this is against the rules, I'll take it down.)
#26
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The big ones are actually poisonous.



....****. now im even MORE afraid of them. thank you
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#27
LMAO @ the cockroach thing...

my story: just watching TV one night covered in a blanket all of a sudden feel a really sharp pinch on my leg. So I throw the blanket off thining what the hell is going on and see a nice spider taking a chomp at me... let's just say he didn't stand a chance against my backhand
#28
Quote by Ferrets!
Don't tell me that.

They had black and white vertical stripes too if that means anything.



The striped ones are the ones that remember who you are and where you live.....
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I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#30
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i felt something on my neck..didnt think anything of it..could have been my hair..i went to move it but i didnt feel anything..so anyways i lean back and yawn


HUGE ****ING SPIDER CRAWLS INTO MY MOUTH!!!!


dammit...


*shivers*


why me




share similar stories about bugs attacking you and making you shiver and what not?

Was the spider a guy? Did you clean anything off? Have you called the police, and do you know where the spider is or could be now? All this is vital to catching your oral interspecies rapist.
#31
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The striped ones are the ones that remember who you are and where you live.....
Oh fuck...
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I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.
#32
Quote by kaosfire


The striped ones are the ones that remember who you are and where you live.....








...i think i just pooped a little...
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?





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You sir, are a god amongst men



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#33
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...i think i just pooped a little...

They crave soiled pants....
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#34
I ate with my dad at Subway, and I kept feeling my shoelace on my ankle. So when he was driving me back, he pulled into a parking spot and we were talking when I felt the shoelace. I moved my feet apart, but the shoelace was still there.

I looked down and there was a ****ing cockroach! Shivers? It looked like a damn seizure as I flopped around like a dolphin squirming out of the car door.
#35
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They crave soiled pants....






this is just getting out of hand....
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?





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You sir, are a god amongst men



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#36
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this is just getting out of hand....

The tears just make you that much juicier.....
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I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#37
A wasp flew on my mouth, I flicked it off and it went on my shoe so I kicked it off.
I had a gross feeling on my mouth the rest of the day.
GOODBYE BLUE SKY
#38
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The tears just make you that much juicier.....



STOP IT, DAMMIT!


dont take advantage of my phobias! now im all ****ing itchy! AHHH!

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?





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You sir, are a god amongst men



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#39
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#40
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I ate with my dad at Subway, and I kept feeling my shoelace on my ankle. So when he was driving me back, he pulled into a parking spot and we were talking when I felt the shoelace. I moved my feet apart, but the shoelace was still there.

I looked down and there was a ****ing cockroach! Shivers? It looked like a damn seizure as I flopped around like a dolphin squirming out of the car door.
Oh god I can't unsee it in my miiiiiind!

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