#1
ok, so i have to type this from my crappy latptop, cuz the 1500 dollar computer that my parents gave me cuz i whined day and night to them about so i could bitch to people on the pit all of a sudden stopped working ever since i illegally downloaded an
mcr album.

so, the other day, at school, i decided to insult a preppy guy's favorite band. and then he insulted MY favorite band! WTF? sooo uncalled for, all because i'm emo

then, when i went to a local concert so even more people could see me looking depressed, a group of muscular hetero-looking preps beat me up, JUST because i called them gay, and said that i could beat their asses. i was OBVIOUSLY not being serious. people assume, because i'm emo, that i have no sense of humor.

so, last night, i choked on my hair that i grew over my face. this wouldn't have happened if i weren't emo!

please show me sympathy! or bash me enough to give me a reason to cry to my friends, either one works for me!
#2
none of this can possibly be true........cause emos aren't people
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#4
sounds like your flaming
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#6
wait..you started with a guy then you get insulted when he said something back? sorry thats not emo thats being a p---y
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#7
omfg what a noob. sniping is for pussies and camping is for pussies. so that makes you a pussy's pussy.
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#8
There's always the hugging thread, but I don't know if they allow emos.
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#11
Get ready to cry some more when you're account gets deactivated. Retard.
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a group of muscular hetero-looking preps beat me up, JUST because i'm emo and deserved it


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#17
*generic emo-bashing phrase*


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#21
lol wut, parody thread. ported.
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#27
kill yourself. It's the easiest way out of being a moron and getting your ass beaten because you were being a jack-ass. And in all fairness, your favorite band probably does suck.
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#28
I bet if i check your skin i'll see all the times you tried to cut yourself...and then gave up because it hurt too much.
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#31
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I bet if i check your skin i'll see all the times you tried to cut yourself...and then gave up because it hurt too much.

you obviously don't get that it's a parody thread.
#32
I waited for the thread to come along to post the Obvious Troll picture and someone posted another one already

/obvious let down poster is obvious, let down, and a poster.


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#33
Fail troll is fail.

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