#1
This might be happening to you right now



Thanks
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Called it quits at 60 seconds? Pussy.
#3
omg my cat wants to kill me
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#4
No its not... I don't have a cat.

I got a dog.
So it's like:
Dogs=GDI
Cats=NOD

And in the end GDI always wins...
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#5
Judging by this, I want to kill my cat.
grok it.

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#7
yeah, but I've known all along. you can see it in their eyes.
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#8
i thought my kitty loved me :O
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#10
hes kneading to check my organs for weaknesses?!?

hopefully he wont find out about my balloon-pancreas!
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#11
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Judging by this, I want to kill my cat.



Can i use as sig please?
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I wish they had a smiley that blew its brains out thats what id use

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Called it quits at 60 seconds? Pussy.
#12
No, but he fucking wrecked one in the cat box earlier and it was terribly unpleasant in here.
You're*
#13
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Can i use as sig please?

No need to ask, sig away
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#14
Damnit, I knew it...
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#23
Oh my God, it's true!

My cat has figured out long ago that my testicles are my weak point and he exploits it by pouncing on them when I'm asleep.

I'm not even safe in my own home
#24
Its a sad sad world
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I wish they had a smiley that blew its brains out thats what id use

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Called it quits at 60 seconds? Pussy.
#26
this made me lol thank you=) this is exactly like my cat, and i think she is trying to kill me, shes mean=(
edit: and my cats think i lose the staring competition cause i have a lazy eye! dammit they will attack any day!
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#27
my cat lives outside, he cant do much of that stuff ;D
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#28
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But, my DOG acts like a cat.


Maybe your dog is a cat in a suit. waiting for its chance?
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I wish they had a smiley that blew its brains out thats what id use

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Called it quits at 60 seconds? Pussy.
#29
I knew I couldnt trust them! Always knew they were up to no good. Oh well time for some face meets shovel games.
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#30
Ever since my cat tried to bite me in the forehead, I knew it was trying to kill me.
#31
It's a good thing I already killed my kitty. I knew something was up with the way he watched me sleep.
#32
Odd.... as soon as I opened this thread up my cat got up and attempted to block the monitor like there was something on it, that it did not want me to see......
#34
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But, my DOG acts like a cat.


One of my cats acts like a dog and is even above one of my dogs in the pecking order
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#35
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One of my cats acts like a dog and is even above one of my dogs in the pecking order


I would watch yourelf it has a very high chance of killing you
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I wish they had a smiley that blew its brains out thats what id use

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Called it quits at 60 seconds? Pussy.