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The Definitive list of the Best Black Metal Bands
Introduction:
Below is a list of the best black metal bands these are the bands that have stood the test of time and are of Legendary status. If you do not respect their ways or there orgasmic creations you are a **** stick Dick Teeth, and you are also not black metal you are like a lighter colour like brown, you also have to live up a mountain.

The Bands
1. Slipknot
2. Korn
3. Black Sabbath
4. Disturbed
5. Rammstein
6. Cradle of Filth
7. Shadows Fall
8. Trivium
9. Mudvayne
10. Venom
If you do not like or at least respect these artists you can go viciously go **** yourself to death. These are the most hardcore bands there is the rest are ****, if you don’t listen to black metal you are also not brutal and deserve to get ****ing stabbed. May your eyes never see the light of day again but the rotted flesh of grandma ****.
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Cradle of Filth and Venom are the only black metal bands on this list even then ther not true black metal
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#6
your love of the hardest, most brutal of all black metal is compensation for a small dingly dong
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Cradle of Filth and Venom are the only black metal bands on this list even then ther not true black metal


Dude i think i know what black metal is when i hear it. All these bands are brutal as and are black metal not just cradle and venom.
#8
since when is slipknot, rammstein or disturbed considered black metal?
doesnt black refer to norwegian?
im confused....
oh well
btw, "black metal ftw", you sound like a 13 year old trying to act tough, please stop...
i cant think of a good sig....
#9
dude slipknot and korn arnt really brutal at all though i love korn there both nu metal

Black Sabbath is doom metal
Rammstein is industral
and Trivium sound a lot like metal core to me lol none of this is brutal really black metal bands are
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dimmu borgir
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your love of the hardest, most brutal of all black metal is compensation for a small dingly dong


It is of no concern to you how big my penis is but I know that your ignorance of black metal is astounding and compared only to the ignorance that the romans displayed to the true knowledge of jesus christ.
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wtf dude i hope you ****ing die i hope a dog ****ing rips your ass open and lets all your internal organs gush out onto a silver platter from which i will then devour your internal organs and **** them back into your dead corpse via the cavity the dog made in your backside. I HOPE YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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since when is slipknot, rammstein or disturbed considered black metal?
doesnt black refer to norwegian?
im confused....
oh well
btw, "black metal ftw", you sound like a 13 year old trying to act tough, please stop...

i second that
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dude slipknot and korn arnt really brutal at all though i love korn there both nu metal

Black Sabbath is doom metal
Rammstein is industral
and Trivium sound a lot like metal core to me lol none of this is brutal really black metal bands are
impaled nazarene
setherail
emperer
immortal
dimmu borgir


You obviously know nothing about black metal unlike me. If you think you can just make up wierd sounding names like dimmu boger and other **** like that and say they are black metal people are just gonna think that you are a tard face.
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lol you are pathetic
just listening to u try and sound tough is hilarious
what i_suck said is pretty true, the only bands hear remotely close to black metal are cradle and venom, and their not even really black metal.
its embarrassing that u actually made a thread just to say this
for shame sir, for shame
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@ your list, and every comment you've gotten.
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You obviously know nothing about black metal unlike me. If you think you can just make up wierd sounding names like dimmu boger and other **** like that and say they are black metal people are just gonna think that you are a tard face.

bahaha that google dimmu bogir or emperor and i bet u itll say black metal or something close
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You obviously know nothing about black metal unlike me. If you think you can just make up wierd sounding names like dimmu boger and other **** like that and say they are black metal people are just gonna think that you are a tard face.

look on you tube / myspace youll find all those band my friend
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ure a fag.
if ure serious u have no idea what your on about if ure trying to be funny ure failing. miserably
#21
you guys are wrong and this guys is pretty spot on... he just forgot to leave fall out boy off the list

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Would people stop showing off their stupidity when it comes to black metal. I know when i hear black metal i can feel its brutalness in my heart and these bands give me that so they are definately black metal. That is enough proof for me to know that these bands ARE DEFINATELY black metal. So all you people who think that they arent and that im trying to act tough go suckle at your mothers boobie. You obviously are complete noobs when it comes to black metal. I have been listening to black metal since i was 7 when my dad used to play it in the car on the way back from going to the shops. So i think i f***ing know what i am talking about.
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Would people stop showing off their stupidity when it comes to black metal. I know when i hear black metal i can feel its brutalness in my heart and these bands give me that so they are definately black metal. That is enough proof for me to know that these bands ARE DEFINATELY black metal. So all you people who think that they arent and that im trying to act tough go suckle at your mothers boobie. You obviously are complete noobs when it comes to black metal. I have been listening to black metal since i was 7 when my dad used to play it in the car on the way back from going to the shops. So i think i f***ing know what i am talking about.

dude read the wiki black metal sounds nothing like slipknot or most other **** you posted
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omg dude i fell really, really sorry for you
not only did u make this thread, u also went and mad a UG account just to make it

seriously, what goes through your head
you really, really embarrassing yourself
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you must feel more embarrased than the time i sh*t my pants listening to real black metal, cuz thats what it should make you do.
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You are so ****ing stupid. You think you know what black metal is. I'm not a fan if it but i sure know that none of these bands are black metal expect vemon and maybe cradle. Screw off kid. This is really what your "black metal" bands are


Quote by BLACK METAL FTW
The Definitive list of the Best Black Metal Bands

The Bands
1. Slipknot - Nu Metal
2. Korn - Nu Metal
3. Black Sabbath - Doom/Classic Metal
4. Disturbed - Nu Metal
5. Rammstein - Industrial Metal
6. Cradle of Filth - Extreme Metal (Their genre is highly debated)
7. Shadows Fall - Metalcore
8. Trivium - Metalcore
9. Mudvayne - Alternative Metal ( I'm not sure about this one, but i'm 100% ****ing sure they are NOT black metal)
10. Venom - The only black metal band on your list.


Stupid kid.
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whats an OP?
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The bottom line is that this is black metal, i looked at that wiki list it even says slipknot are the founders of black metal. I search up Dimmu Borgir and i get German Schieser porn so thanks for that all you ignorant asswipes.
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Quote by BLACK METAL FTW
Would people stop showing off their stupidity when it comes to black metal. I know when i hear black metal i can feel its brutalness in my heart and these bands give me that so they are definately black metal. That is enough proof for me to know that these bands ARE DEFINATELY black metal. So all you people who think that they arent and that im trying to act tough go suckle at your mothers boobie. You obviously are complete noobs when it comes to black metal. I have been listening to black metal since i was 7 when my dad used to play it in the car on the way back from going to the shops. So i think i f***ing know what i am talking about.


Oh God, just shut up already. Tell me which source online, tv, radio whatever says that ANY of those bands save for cradle and venom are black metal. You've been listening to black metal since you were seven. What are you now, 8? You disgust me.
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Quote by BLACK METAL FTW
The bottom line is that this is black metal, i looked at that wiki list it even says slipknot are the founders of black metal. I search up Dimmu Borgir and i get German Schieser porn so thanks for that all you ignorant asswipes.


What the ****? slipknot aren't the founders of black metal. Where the hell did you get that. They're ****in nu metal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slipknot_(band) dumbass
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please leave UG we have enough idiots here
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What the ****? slipknot aren't the founders of black metal. Where the hell did you get that. They're ****in nu metal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slipknot_(band) dumbass

give up on him hes a kid you got called out and cant back him self
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What the ****? slipknot aren't the founders of black metal. Where the hell did you get that. They're ****in nu metal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slipknot_(band) dumbass



Not only did i find that they were the founders, which i already knew, but also where do you think the black metal people get there face paint and scary masks and stuff from SLIPKNOT exactly there is one piece of proof you lil dumbass.
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Quote by BLACK METAL FTW
Not only did i find that they were the founders, which i already knew, but also where do you think the black metal people get there face paint and scary masks and stuff from SLIPKNOT exactly there is one piece of proof you lil dumbass.


FYI, black metal started before slipknot?
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Quote by BLACK METAL FTW
The Definitive list of the Best Black Metal Bands
Introduction:
Below is a list of the best black metal bands these are the bands that have stood the test of time and are of Legendary status. If you do not respect their ways or there orgasmic creations you are a **** stick Dick Teeth, and you are also not black metal you are like a lighter colour like brown, you also have to live up a mountain.

The Bands
1. Slipknot
2. Korn
3. Black Sabbath
4. Disturbed
5. Rammstein
6. Cradle of Filth
7. Shadows Fall
8. Trivium
9. Mudvayne
10. Venom
If you do not like or at least respect these artists you can go viciously go **** yourself to death. These are the most hardcore bands there is the rest are ****, if you don’t listen to black metal you are also not brutal and deserve to get ****ing stabbed. May your eyes never see the light of day again but the rotted flesh of grandma ****.


OK A FIND ALOT OF PROBLEMS HERE
First of all lets start with, "They have stood the test of time"
The only bands on here that have been around for any decent length of time are black sabbath and disturbed, and none of the bands on here, except cradle of filth, are even remotely similar to black metal.
slipknot and korn haven't stood the test of anything either, and in fact most people i see on this site have ridiculed both of them once or twice.
Also your grammar sucks more than a catholic priest at a gay youth camp, "you can go viciously go **** yourself to death." Really do i have to point it out?

"If you do not respect their ways or there orgasmic creations you are a **** stick Dick Teeth, and you are also not black metal you are like a lighter colour like brown, you also have to live up a mountain."
Really man? Really?.......

so you need to go read up on music genre and come back after learning what the hell your talking about.
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Quote by BLACK METAL FTW
Not only did i find that they were the founders, which i already knew, but also where do you think the black metal people get there face paint and scary masks and stuff from SLIPKNOT exactly there is one piece of proof you lil dumbass.

all the black metal band iposted earlyer have been around alot longer that slipknot bro again please leave your makeing REAL metal head all over the work sick to there stomic
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