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#1
Hello. I was thinking, ''all good things must come to an end''

Now we must be realistic, and unfortunately the pit will not last forever so I ask you this...

When will the pit die?
Why will the pit die?

hmmm???
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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#2
It won't. The pit monkeys will. And will be eventually be replaced by new ones.
#4
We are borg. We will just assimilate everything rather than dissapearing. Just look at all the 4chan memes here...
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#5
I wonder what our predecesors will be like.
For the continuation of the pit is in their n00bish hands.
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#7
if god is at all fair, the pit will end just like scarface.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#8
Quote by Zugunruhe
if god is at all fair, the pit will end just like scarface.





we can only hope.
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#9
Quote by Supertait


we can only hope.

either that or training day. king kong aint got nothin' on us! and then we get dead-ed.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#12
Meh! will find our memes useless and hire new monkeys to create new memes.
At the end of the day...
Prepare to kill
everyone.
#13
I have a few theories.

-The zombie apocalypse
-We all die in a glorious battle with Anonymous
-The Pear returns and eats UG
-Carmel gets bored and decides to divide by zero
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#15
Quote by neopowell
I have a few theories.

-The zombie apocalypse
-We all die in a glorious battle with Anonymous
-The Pear returns and eats UG
-Carmel gets bored and decides to divide by zero


That would be a duel I'd like to see
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#16
Quote by mrcrono
When: 2012

Why: Zappp sells us into slavery

zappp is one of the evil Zionist bankers.

We won't disappear, just evolve into a lame version of /b/. Oh wait...

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#17
Quote by neopowell
I have a few theories.

-The zombie apocalypse
-We all die in a glorious battle with Anonymous
-The Pear returns and eats UG
-Carmel gets bored and decides to divide by zero

Go for the eyes! their precious image board will become useless!
♪♫♪
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Put this in your signature if you are one of the 92% who wouldn't be breathing.
#20
when theres more women than men here
never...
Pull my finger

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"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#22
Quote by Supertait
Hello. I was thinking, ''all good things must come to an end''

Now we must be realistic, and unfortunately the pit will not last forever so I ask you this...

When will the pit die?
Why will the pit die?

hmmm???

It already died and came back to life as 4chan lite.
Banging on a trash can
Drumming on a street light
#23
The day that happens will be the day that geek-speak will be deciphered for those of us who aren't still virgins, slack jaws and snobs alike will all use good grammar and online gaming will actually be interesting, as opposed to simply being a process of giving yourself a bigger number/rank that actually achieves nothing for you - Just like the inevitability of the end of the pit, it's possible that these events will all happen - But It's Unlikely.
Gear;
- B.C. Rich Warbeast Bloodbound
- B.C. Rich NT Zombie 5-String Bass
- BOSS GT-10 Multi Effects TANK!
...In other words, I'm taking a giant dump on fender owners who use pods.
#24
Quote by Supertait
When will the pit die?
I won't tell you, but I will give you a hint.

... it rhymes:


Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#25
Quote by Le_Bunny
...or, when all the threads worth posting in are closed.


like catch 22?

damn frenchy..

it will end when 4chan stops making funny stuff for UG to re-hash, i dont think the pit has ever invented a meme

so probably when 4chan gets closed or over-run by bawksy
#26
Quote by lefthandman9876
like catch 22?

damn frenchy..

it will end when 4chan stops making funny stuff for UG to re-hash, i dont think the pit has ever invented a meme

so probably when 4chan gets closed or over-run by bawksy

wasn't the russle wtf? And run tom, faaastter!!!! one ours?
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shred knows more about everything than anyone i think

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i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#28
Quote by Le_Bunny
Yep and UREH and crushing overdrive and whammy without a whammy.

Hey le bunny u should join my hi-jacking group.
It's gunna pwn teh whole pit one day. :P
キタ━━━━(・∀・)━━━━!!
Quote by Ichikurosaki
shred knows more about everything than anyone i think

Quote by IchiKurosaki
i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#29
Quote by Le_Bunny
Yep and UREH and crushing overdrive and whammy without a whammy.


And Airship's 5th fret thing. Also, Union Jake is somewhere on the Urban Dictionary.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#30
Quote by neopowell
And Airship's 5th fret thing. Also, Union Jake is somewhere on the Urban Dictionary.

Airship needs to come back
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Quote by Ichikurosaki
shred knows more about everything than anyone i think

Quote by IchiKurosaki
i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#32
Quote by Le_Bunny
Oh God yes. What I love about all the Pit memes is that it's localised or 'inside' humour... nobody else can take it from us

+1

Need new ones tho
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Quote by Ichikurosaki
shred knows more about everything than anyone i think

Quote by IchiKurosaki
i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#34
I just realised... people have been leaving the pit... most of us will eventually leave... the ones that stay must teach all the new pit monkeys... we must all band together.

Even though we have our arguments, we are still the pit.

It's just like a country... you can fight between gangs, but in the end... you fight for your country!

To keep the pit at its funniest peak, we must teach. It's time for revolution!

NO MORE SEARCH BAR JOKES!
NO MORE PEOPLE RANTING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL SUCKS!
NO MORE CIRCLE JERK THREADS... well maybe they're okay.

I propose a toast.... TO THE FUTURE PIT MONKEYS!

HOOZAH!


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#36
We are all EXPENDABLE!

*insert slayer riff that sounds an awfull lot like skeletons of society*
Wise Man Says: The guitar is obviously female, she's got hips, breasts... and a hole.
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#37
I just can't imagine the day when I make my last post on here never to return again. The only scenario for that happening is the closure of the pit.


I do have a life I promise...
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#38
The Pit has already died.

The pit nowadays is **** compared to what it used to be like. Post 05 it really went downhill. Threads like this just add to the non-event that is the pit.
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#39
Quote by Mr_Zakk_Wylde
The Pit has already died.

The pit nowadays is **** compared to what it used to be like. Post 05 it really went downhill. Threads like this just add to the non-event that is the pit.

Well lets make it good then
キタ━━━━(・∀・)━━━━!!
Quote by Ichikurosaki
shred knows more about everything than anyone i think

Quote by IchiKurosaki
i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#40
I watched the pit die 3 years ago.
All the funny people have long since been perma-banned. Even if the bans have been removed, I doubt any of the actual funny people are coming back.
This place isn't the same.
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ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


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I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
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