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You know, growing up with my mother raising me ( now 16 ) I've realized something. At this point and my life and later on, I do not want to hear a woman question me. I don't want to hear them doubt me. I don't want to hear them criticize me or "nag" meg. Why? Because that's all I've heard all of my life and honestly, it's emasculating.

I remember telling my mother that it really does bug the **** out of me when she does this all of the time. I asked her if this is what it was like when you get married, she said " yup, this is what your wife is going to do", I said " then I'm never getting married." She laughed. I couldn't imagine living with a woman who would do this to me constantly. I just don't want to hear it. Sometimes I get vocal about it and my mother gets pissed because "I don't respect her", all I really want her to do is leave me alone. I'm living in a house with my gay brother ( who has similar feminine tendencies ), my sister, and my mother and they seem to gang up on me with this bull****. The other day I told my brother " stop bitching" becuase he complains so much about nothing and he ****ing choked me, beat me up, yet he got really no punishment from my mother and I was forced to pretty much apologize and do whatever he says just to get along ( cook with him and **** ). What the ****? I will honestly never forgive anyone in this household for that.

Anyways, I now feel like all I want to do is pick women up at bars, have sex with them, then just pursue male friends or be left to my own devices. Is this a normal feeling or am I considered a misogynist?
#4
Just turn gay, it's so much easier.

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#9
Close your curtains and smoke pot like a normal teenager, don't cry.

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#13
wait till you get a job, responsibilites and other obligations like your mother.
This problem will be tiny in comparrison.
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#15
Without women, who will make us sammiches and pie?


Someday, you'll realise that there are things worth dealing with occasional nagging, such as sex, boobs, said food, cuddeling and so on,
#16
Your gay brother choked you with his dick? o_O
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#17
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Without women, who will make us sammiches and pie?


Someday, you'll realise that there are things worth dealing with occasional nagging, such as sex, boobs, said food, cuddeling and so on,


Yes. Grow up a bit* will you TS.


*By a bit, I actually mean alot and grow some balls will you.
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#18
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No way.

My mum makes me sandwhiches every morning.


How old are you 9?

And ts; you had to cook with your brother? How horrible. I'd rather die if I were you.
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#19
Quote by Toniofalcon

Anyways, I now feel like all I want to do is pick women up at bars, have sex with them, then just pursue male friends or be left to my own devices. Is this a normal feeling or am I considered a misogynist?


no, you're considered a fag.
#21
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...so your going to become gay?

Who owns a cactus.

*attempts to write a sitcom*

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#23
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Is this a normal feeling or am I considered a misogynist?


You are considered a HOMO
#24
Stfu TS. Learn to appreciate your mother. I do.
I digress. Stop crying about petty things. You're 16 no-one cares. Wait until you are then 18 move out, get a job, then see how easy life is then.

The Waaahmbulance is on its way to your house now.
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It's just going to be a montage of clips where the cactus always ends up being where the main character sits down, isn't it?


...Or in the The Simpsons when Homer keeps walking into cactuses about 4 times...IN ONE EPISODE.

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you got beat up by your gay brother?


I just thought of that...Unless his brother is like 6-foot-2 and a hulk of muscle in the Navy.
#27
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...Or in the The Simpsons when Homer keeps walking into cactuses about 4 times...IN ONE EPISODE.



And there'll be such comical remarks such as:

Character: Ouch! You just gave me a little prick!

Cactus: Si, senor... but eetz not si only waaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Y'know, cos all cacti speak with mexican accents
#29
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And there'll be such comical remarks such as:

Character: Ouch! You just gave me a little prick!

Cactus: Si, senor... but eetz not si only waaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Y'know, cos all cacti speak with mexican accents


The cactus HAS to be wearing a sombrero (sp?) and a honcho. It just has to!
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The cactus HAS to be wearing a sombrero (sp?) and a honcho. It just has to!



...on a stick


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on eh steeek.
#32
I see a threadjack growing

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#33
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The cactus HAS to be wearing a sombrero (sp?) and a honcho. It just has to!

Que?
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#36
Out of all the replies in this thread implying that I need to grow up or grow a pair I see not one response explaining why. That would be helpful instead of the same post thousands of times.

This is hopeless, anyway. I don't see how my decision to live a certain way based on past experiences makes me need to grow up, be gay, etc. How not wanting to hear a woman complain or doubt me makes me need to grow up....and I really do doubt anyone can explain their feelings. I just think they believe the typical " stop complaining, you're a man" idea for everything. If that's true them maybe you're right. That still wouldn't change my feelings about that.

And I bet everyone in this thread enjoys nagging.
#37
Quote by Toniofalcon
Out of all the replies in this thread implying that I need to grow up or grow a pair I see not one response explaining why. That would be helpful instead of the same post thousands of times.

This is hopeless, anyway. I don't see how my decision to live a certain way based on past experiences makes me need to grow up, be gay, etc. How not wanting to hear a woman complain or doubt me makes me need to grow up....and I really do doubt anyone can explain their feelings. I just think they believe the typical " stop complaining, you're a man" idea for everything. If that's true them maybe you're right. That still wouldn't change my feelings about that.

And I bet everyone in this thread enjoys nagging.



quit nagging, you little bitch, we're creating something here.


And deliriumbassist, the stop motion would be an awesome idea!
#38
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Que?


I want to inpregnate you Nexium.

This is one hell of a threadjack...

Mogedit: It needs a honcho...STAT!
#39
Quote by Toniofalcon
Out of all the replies in this thread implying that I need to grow up or grow a pair I see not one response explaining why. That would be helpful instead of the same post thousands of times.

This is hopeless, anyway. I don't see how my decision to live a certain way based on past experiences makes me need to grow up, be gay, etc. How not wanting to hear a woman complain or doubt me makes me need to grow up....and I really do doubt anyone can explain their feelings. I just think they believe the typical " stop complaining, you're a man" idea for everything. If that's true them maybe you're right. That still wouldn't change my feelings about that.

And I bet everyone in this thread enjoys nagging.


No one enjoys being nagged but we have the balls to deal with it.
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#40
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Yes. Grow up a bit* will you TS.


*By a bit, I actually mean alot and grow some balls will you.




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" boo hoo, my mommy isn't nice".... shut up and grow a pair.


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