#1
Wtf is one?

I know a basic 2 step on drums would be like "Kick snare kick snare kick snare kick kick snare"

But at band practice we tell our drummer to give us a 2 step beat and he does something with his double kick like "kick kick kick kick snare kick kick kick kick snare kick kick kick kick snare snare kick kick snare"

So my question is what defines a 2 step beat.
#2
A beat with two steps.
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