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This was inspired by a friend of mine. So what if films started at the end and finished at the start?

Example: If you watch Schindlers list backwards, Schindler is a dick that hands over Jews to the Nazi's.
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#6
Quote by Giamancat
porn backwards...

Although the idea of intaking semen is horrible, porn would get gradually more boring as the movie continued. :P Imagine it, He comes, they ****, they get dressed and they go home. :P
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#7
Quote by ChrisN
Memento would be easier to follow.

beat me to it

Usual Suspects would be pretty boring
#8
Quote by ChrisN
Memento would be easier to follow.

There is an easter egg in that movie that lets ya watch in forwards.... it doesnt help.. still f*cks with ya.
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#11
Apollo 13 would be the same as they just go round the moon.
But Titanic would be them rising out the water and going home.


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#12
they would be like this
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
#16
Pulp Fiction would be just as confusing.
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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#17
The Passion of the Christ: Jesus goe's round giving people leprosy
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#18
"Jaws" would be about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they open a beach.
#20
A ring flies out of a volcano onto a demented little persons finger who has a fat friend. They travel away from the volcano, gathering more and more people to travel with them. Eventually, they arrive home, get high, and have a birthday party.
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#21
Watching The Truman Show backwards wud still make sense.....Thats why I vote we watch The Terminator II....We get to see Arnie hand over his clothes to a bum....:p
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#24
There was this movie called 'irreversable'. It was backwards.
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
independent as a hog on ice,
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
#25
Quote by alkalineweeman
There is an easter egg in that movie that lets ya watch in forwards.... it doesnt help.. still f*cks with ya.
Interesting! Imma have to give that a try later.
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#26
But then again, if you play that backwards, it would be in normal order.
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
independent as a hog on ice,
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
#27
The Prestige would have some odd effects...*Goes for highfive*


Anyone?
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#28
Quote by vanshaya
But then again, if you play that backwards, it would be in normal order.


Tomorrow, today will be yesterday.

Maybe in fact the universe is going backwards, like, the big bang is the end not the start and we're all facing the wrong way in time...

yeh..
#29
Oh Brother Where Art Thou: 3 guys go swimming, attend a bluegrass festival/Klan meeting, get loved up on by Sirens, give money to several banks, return a stolen car, and finally wind up in prison on a chain gang.
^original... not original:
If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.
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#30
Quote by templar08
The Prestige would have some odd effects...*Goes for highfive*


Anyone?




Also if you were to watch Dumb and Dumber backwards, Petey, their parakeet, would get its head back.
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#31
Quote by Giamancat
Tomorrow, today will be yesterday.

Maybe in fact the universe is going backwards, like, the big bang is the end not the start and we're all facing the wrong way in time...

yeh..

Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
independent as a hog on ice,
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
#32
Quote by templar08
The Prestige would have some odd effects...*Goes for highfive*


Anyone?


This would mean the circle jerk would unform and they would get less and less gay as it progresses
#34
Quote by Giamancat
porn backwards...

Jews watch porn backwards all the time because they like the part where the girl gives the money back.
#36
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Jews watch porn backwards all the time because they like the part where the girl gives the money back.

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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#37
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Jews watch porn backwards all the time because they like the part where the girl gives the money back.

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#38
Quote by szekelymihai
they would be like this
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
Great, except Mozart's 9th symphony is nothing notable, nor is it his last. You're thinking of Beethoven. Fail.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#40
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he is the one.
then he isnt...
bummer..

And then he ends up running from this white rabbit.
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