Poll: Penis Lean?
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View poll results: Penis Lean?
Hangs straight
71 26%
A little to the left
157 59%
A little to the right
40 15%
Voters: 268.
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#9
All Directions! He Rocks Like A Baby Down There On His Own
Yoda i be!

Quote by lzrdsixsix6
its so much funner doing it with friends tho...........like masturbation

Quote by GrayFoxz
With your post, the pit has its rightful name - the pit, the most lowest place on earth, after a 100 feet of earth and 200 feet of sh|t .
#11
Wtf?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#13
Mine now points up thinking about the fact rigiddigits hasn't got one...
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#19
Mine swings in simple harmonic motion. Always.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#22
methinks it might have something to do with which hand one masturbates with - leftys hang right, rightys hang left. certainly looks to correlate with the results from the poll, and fits me anyway.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#23
Quote by jgbsmith
methinks it might have something to do with which hand one masturbates with - leftys hang right, rightys hang left. certainly looks to correlate with the results from the poll, and fits me anyway.

Apparently the two are unrelated.
RULE BRITANNIA
#25
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Apparently the two are unrelated.
oh well. 'twas just a theory
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#26
Mine usually hangs to the left when I'm dressed. When the flag is flying it curves upwards . My penis is awesome.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#28
I dont understand?

Is this what side your dick goes down your trousers or wether it curves when you have a boner?
#29
Quote by Greenie_777
I dont understand?

Is this what side your dick goes down your trousers or wether it curves when you have a boner?


Look. Get naked.

Lift your arms up like Jesus.

Which way does your penis lean?

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#30
Ill check in a little bit...

>.>

<.<
Quote by Ylasto
R.I.P Ean.

Are there any other members of Lynyrd Skynyrd who are dead?
#32
I am without a penis.
Quote by Mattron2000
Shadowenspirit,
Developmental Tamer.
Shadowenspirit,
Ancient Sandwich Crafter



I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
#35
Quote by undecided1993
I want one

You want a penis?!
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#36
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
You want a penis?!


They're great fun, jumping up and down in front of a mirror with an erection is the height of lulz.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#38
Quote by neopowell
They're great fun, jumping up and down in front of a mirror with an erection is the height of lulz.

That put a disturbing but hilarious image in my head. Thanks
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#39
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
That put a disturbing but hilarious image in my head. Thanks


Ever seen a flagpole in a high wind?
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#40
Quote by neopowell
They're great fun, jumping up and down in front of a mirror with an erection is the height of lulz.


Its more fun with a floppy as you can try and catch it between your legs. You can get some pretty high speeds aswell.
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