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#1
so what is the question?

* taken from Mock the week, think funny *

Inb4''how many times you can cumblood''&''how many times this thread can suck''&''how many times you didn't use the searchbar''
#2
how many times have i f*cked your mum
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MUSE
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Anyone agree there or am i on my own?
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#3
I'm not gonna say the J-word here.
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#5
how many times your mother shall suck cocks in hell
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#6
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#7
The number of Jews killed in the Holocaust.

Next.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#9
How many times I've clicked on threads like this and could not think of anything witty or humorous to say.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#11
Quote by angusfan16
Jew?


No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass.



/Fail
Posted from Ubuntu.

Squier Precision Bass Special in Antique Burst (LH)
Rotosound Swing 66s, 45-105

On slapping on a bass:
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pretend its a woman
i have no helpful advice

#12
Is it: What is the recommended number of times to beat a Creationist upside the head before they stop spewing crap?

Quote by wizards?
The number of people that start the day by listening to All Along The Watchtower by Hendrix?

I know I do


I think I may join this statistic.
Last edited by aaciseric at Feb 23, 2009,
#14
Quote by druggietoad2k5
No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass.



/Fail

kyle!
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson

FUCK YOU DIME!

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Get 'Cliff is Angry. So so angry' on your ass.

Edit: Then take pictures and send me them.



Genetically engineered and raised by wolverines DAVE MUSTAINE...
#15
What is the blood alcohol content of Amy Winehouse?

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#16
The number of users on UG under 16.

The number of users on UG with an IQ under 110

The number of users on UG who also visit 4chan on a regular basis.

The number of times I was late for school, a date, a job interview, work or church because of spending too much time in the Pit
#17
Quote by druggietoad2k5
No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass.



/Fail



I was waiting for it.
Sail upon the open skies
#18
Quote by druggietoad2k5
No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass.



/Fail


Why the fuck not?

But yeah I have the same as el-ECTRO
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#19
How many KitKats have I just eaten.

No joke.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#20
Quote by CliffIsAngry
kyle!


how would you like to go to the principle's office?
Quote by Jackal58
I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


Quote by Kilty Boxers
id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#21
How many annoying thread ideas have been made in the time it takes me to type and post this.
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Everyone is trying a comeback now. Metallica, Smashing Pumpkins, Rage, and now bin Laden? Come on. Give it a rest..


haha
#22
Quote by nimrod_hahahaha
how would you like to go to the principle's office?


How would you like to suck mah balls?
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#23
How many people have died laughing at Alistair Darlings eyebrows?
"Loathe metaphors. Pander to undereducated masses. Get doctorate, have a real conversation" Mordin Solus
#24
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
How would you like to suck mah balls?

*pulls out megaphone*
Quote by lizarday
oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#25
the amount of hours paris hilton thinks there is in a day?

the amount of songs coldplay have ripped off

the amount of farefell tours the rolling stones have had.

the amount of lulz kensai has caused today.
Last edited by TheSecondRaid at Feb 23, 2009,
#27
How many profile views would I get in 1.8 seconds if I posted a thread about boobs?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#28
Quote by el-ECTRO
How many profile views would I get in 1.8 seconds if I posted a thread about boobs?


Unlike the rest of them this is a theory we can test.
#29
Quote by Xiaoxi
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"



"It's over 9000!!!!!!!"
#30
How many immature, meme-based replies you're gonna get in the next 13 minutes.
#31
Is it... what do you get if you listen to track 2 on NIN's "The Slip" 6 times?
I won once...
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i give up,you won HAHAHAH

On July 15th 2009 I finally saw [NIИ] live!
#32
Quote by el-ECTRO
How many profile views would I get in 1.8 seconds if I posted a thread about boobs?



The amount of profile views you'd get in 0.8 seconds if you posted your bewbs?

Quote by alaskan_ninja
Everyone is trying a comeback now. Metallica, Smashing Pumpkins, Rage, and now bin Laden? Come on. Give it a rest..


haha
#35
During World War 2, how many people were killed by Ernest Scribbler's "Killer Joke"?
Check out my guitar quartet composition The Lone Wolf and you will be rewarded! With a live wolf!

Are you a PROG-HEAD? I am.

Quote by Led Pepplin
I'm adding you to my list of most hated UGers.

#36
Quote by angusfan16
Jew?

no not that, the other one,

well lets just call him Gee Whiz, you wouldn't want to go against standards and practices would you?
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#38
Quote by el-ECTRO
How many times I've clicked on threads like this and could not think of anything witty or humorous to say.


But u sed u r witty and r humorous.
ᶌῖᶌα ɭα ɌεᶌσɭƲʈιʘϰ
#39
How much money a single immigrant can claim over their lifetime in England?
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I'd call you a crazy Brit, but your username seems to quite assure your sanity.


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Epic username of pure epicness

To: Jesus=ConArtist
#40
the amount of hours you considered posting this thread for.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
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