#3
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Just like my sixth birthday then, only less heroin.

Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
#5
The nutters of the world are striking back for years of abuse...
The end is nigh for humankind as we know it.
My red is so confident that he flashes trophies of war and
ribbons of euphoria
#6
We had a disabled chap in my primary school who did that. He got kicked out after the incident though.
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#9
Quote by Greenie_777
Haha. How can you pay to rape someone?

I wondered that. I think this gent may be mentally unstable.
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
#11
Quote by Greenie_777
Haha. How can you pay to rape someone?

With money..?
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#14
Quote by bendystraw
Wait, wait, piss and poo man I get, but frozen chips?



Read as 'frozen fries'

We are divided by a common language
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#19
Quote by Blitz93
LOL that guy must have been piiiisseed at the world

*cricket noises*
#20
Quote by Blitz93
LOL that guy must have been piiiisseed at the world


Quote by stringsquealer
dude you have a razorback explosion?!?!
im so jealous


Quote by Kyle.E
Munky has a reason. A reason to live. *applauds*

#21
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I livein bristol, which supermarket WHICH SUPERMARKET!!!!!!!????????????
Bristol Rovers

Up the Gas!




Please, call me Joe.
#22
Quote by Aidy Damage
^We call fries 'chips' here because we're not idiots.


what do you call chips then?????
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#23
Quote by Greenie_777
Haha. How can you pay to rape someone?


"So...I'll give you £20 if you let me penetrate you. You just need to scream and pretend to be hating this... Occasionally try and hit me. Please? Ok...Heres the £20, lemme just rub some shit all over myself and..."

You get the storey...
#25
Quote by Moggan13
"So...I'll give you £20 if you let me penetrate you. You just need to scream and pretend to be hating this... Occasionally try and hit me. Please? Ok...Heres the £20, lemme just rub some shit all over myself and..."

You get the storey...


Yea but then you have consent and it's not rape.
#27
Quote by heavyairship
what do you call chips then?????


Crisps because they are crispy. They shouldn't be called chips because if you chip a potato it doesnt come out as flat thin slices.
#28



Too funny!
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#29
for a moment i thought gg allen rose from the dead.
what a let down.
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do not go on guitar forums

there are drugs there

( and ololol there are )
#30
Quote by Greenie_777
Yea but then you have consent and it's not rape.


*Scratches head*....I see. You have a point there, good sir.

OK...He rapes her, then gives her £20? I dunno...He's a sicko anyway.
#31
Quote by steee21
Crisps



and you wonder why people always confuse you for homosexuals.
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#32
Ahh... In like 1st grade, some kid wanted to take a turd, but ended up spraying diarrhea all over the stall.
My gear:

- Squier Stratocaster

- Fender 15G

-Crappy First Act
#33
700'000 quid of damages?

Was his piss acidic? or his sh*t explosive?
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.