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#1
Ok, So simple question what is your most used saying? Sorry if it's been done before but if it hasn't it should be!

Anyway Mines Probley,
"Sweating like a Pedephile in a Pre-School"
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#4
More lost than madeline mccain.
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#5
Thats What she said, and your mom. everyone uses them at my school and half the time they dont make sense.
In order to live, you must be ready to die

R.I.P. DIO


FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER


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a mental asylum called Mike



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That's cuz you mad...Mike.

Sorry, had to get my corniness out of the way.
#7
my over used saying is "sounds like some one needs a nice ride in the WAH-mbulance."
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#9
"dude" "if" "what"
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Once I got out of a pool and it was like 1cm.

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#13
Your mum, your nan, and half the time people just use the word "sleud" which is pronounced like slood. Sounds stupid to me but apparently it means the same thing as owned. Stupid chavs.
#14
F*ck
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#15
If someone asks where someone is, I say,"I killed them, they're locked in my basement."
#20
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sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
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#21
Quote by Karl Ruger
If someone asks where someone is, I say,"I killed them, they're locked in my basement."



This....weird as it is. My response is always "Dead...I killed them."
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#22
When I say something, and someone asks what I said, I just say, "What?"
Apparently, it's very annoying.
Then they ask why I do that, and I explain that if they weren't listening then they obviously weren't interested in what I had to say, and I won't bother myself to repeat it.
I'm a jerk.
I like Fall Out Boy.
That is all.
#23
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This....weird as it is. My response is always "Dead...I killed them."


same here, except I say that they're buried in my backyard.
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I feel like I should pay you in sexual favors for that truly fapic story.


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Aww thank you sweetie Made my day a little bit brighter.


^that post and others like it made mine a Lot brighter.
#24
"HilAAARRRious"

When I get mad I tend to yell "TITTIES"
To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
#25
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at my school its 'chin up'


Somebody said that to me once. I was like "...ok" I had to look it up on urban dictionary later.

I guess people around here say "what are you saying?" quite a bit. As in, what's going on? what are your plans?
#26
I say "HELL YEAH" too much and "Sounds like a party" in the wrong places but it always creates some laughs
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Roses are Red
Violets are Bitchin
God Dammit Woman
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#27
I compare a lot of things to a baby with down syndrome.
"Hey I learned to play Bleak last night!"
"A baby with down syndrome could play Bleak" etc etc
#29
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This....weird as it is. My response is always "Dead...I killed them."

. . . There can only be one.
#30
I got cotton mouth like a slave
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#31
23 skadoo
PG > YWM

oh, btw... is it bad if your pee is red?

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in scotland they call carbonated drinks 'juice' so you would say a can of juice for example. But they call poop jobbies, so their take on things doesn't count.
#34
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no u.


+1.
Along with "big guy" and "omnomnom".

I also dance randomly, with my index fingers pointing up and bouncing around.
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#37
Quote by daytripper75
Dumb ass


nice and simple.

grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#38
f*ck
c*ntscab
douchebag
wh*re
slut
slew
bitch
sh|t
c*cksucker
asshole


...sum1 had to do it..
[edit]-->add to the list lol...
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wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


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#39
I call everyone buddy...

"Hey there buddy" "Sup Buddy?"

Everyone, even the people i have never met before or the goths and emos....I dunno why
#40
"Dude", has effectively replaced a large amount of my vocabulary, and I tend to say "Sweet" if someones telling me something I really couldn't give a **** about.
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