#1
I am doing a presentation in my public speaking college class over a process of our choosing. I have chosen "surviving a zombie outbreak". I want to mainly cover:
-the different types of zombies
-understanding of zombies and what they want
-defending yourself against them (weapons, where to hide, etc)
I want it to be as funny as possible, since some people here are dumb enough to think I truly believe itll happen.
Id like to get input from you guys, such as ideas and tips on the above things i listed. I plan on making a powerpoint to go along with the speech, so pictures are cool to post (along with the link, because I need to write all sources).
I trust the great minds of the pit on this particular subject. GO!
p.s. While talking about the "what you need to know about them" part Id like to have a slide on what zombies eat. Could someone make a pie graph showing 100% of it as "brains" and random other things in the legend that arent on the graph.
#3
read this
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#4
No, please don't.... just don't!

EDIT: Unless you can make it funny, instead of really nerdy.
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#5
Id read the book but I have less than a week and not much time to put into it.

Please keep in mind I AM trying to do it in humor.
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#7
My help is needed!?!? I must read this wall of text then! I must save the people! (whshshshshsh)
. Could someone make a pie graph showing 100% of it as "brains" and random other things in the legend that arent on the graph.

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#8
A subtle necrophilia hint?
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#9
The best way to do it is to do what Max Brooks did and be totally deadpan about the whole thing, don't at any point act like it's a fictional scenario, treat is as something that is going to happen. Unless your classmates had bricks dropped on their heads as children they'll get the joke.
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#11
Check the Zombie Awareness Initiative.

It's a site dedicated to zombie defense and preparation.
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grow up?
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In the references, make sure you cite video games such as Left 4 Dead and Resident Evil.

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#19
Make sure for your entrance theme to the presentation, you get some white zombie going. If you don't i'll be dissapointed.
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#21
If you still want that graph, I'll get it to you in a couple hours. Right after I claimed it my Internet decided that, no, it didn't actually enjoy working as much as it enjoyed chasing gremlins, so I haven't been able to do anything for a while.

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#22
place to hide: under your mom's bed
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#23
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-understanding of zombies and what they want


dude... seriously?...
#24
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dude... seriously?...

thats where the pie chart comes in!
#25
I think you should like stage a fake zombie attack lol, or have one of your friends (assuming you have friends) dress up like a zombie and show how one would go about kill him.
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#26
I was gonna just use GraphJam but it's being an asshole. When do you need the chart?

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I am doing a presentation in my public speaking college class over a process of our choosing. I have chosen "surviving a zombie outbreak". I want to mainly cover:
-the different types of zombies
-understanding of zombies and what they want
-defending yourself against them (weapons, where to hide, etc)
I want it to be as funny as possible, since some people here are dumb enough to think I truly believe itll happen.
Id like to get input from you guys, such as ideas and tips on the above things i listed. I plan on making a powerpoint to go along with the speech, so pictures are cool to post (along with the link, because I need to write all sources).
I trust the great minds of the pit on this particular subject. GO!
p.s. While talking about the "what you need to know about them" part Id like to have a slide on what zombies eat. Could someone make a pie graph showing 100% of it as "brains" and random other things in the legend that arent on the graph.

BIG mistake
#28
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I was gonna just use GraphJam but it's being an asshole. When do you need the chart?

asap to be honest. i really appreciate it dude.