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#1
The scoop.
Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

What a way to go. My regards to the family.

Discuss.
#3
That must've been a pain in the ass.


bah-dum pish!


Kidding. My condolences to his relatives.
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#5
I hate it when that happens.
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#8
Wow, I can almost feel his pain...

I'm prolly not going to look at chairs the same for a while...

Thanks!
#10
Office Chair explodes....?
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#11
haha

What a way to pop the cork...

man I'm going to hell

My regards to his family and freinds
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#12
What a horrible way to go.


Must've felt like a gigantic turd was being shoved into his butthole.
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#15
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That must've been a pain in the ass.








Why the hell did I laugh so hard at that?
#16
That's why I sit on an exercise ball.
Mr. Butlertron are you A handsome B smart C scrap metal or D all of the above
Scangrade thats easy I'm A and B but not C, so it can't be all of the above, but you can't fill in two ovals Nooo!
Mr. Butlertron the answer is C... you fuckwad
#17
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I was told about this when sitting on an office chair on Sunday. I became very uncomfortable.

Yeah it's a collective cringe for anyone reading this story while sitting on an office chair. The first time I read it I felt the same.
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#18
dude, you get sent straight to hell for dying that way. god doesnt even give you a chance
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#21
I have one of those chairs...


I'm sitting on it right now.


*stands slowl-*
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#22
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What the hell are you doing on runescape anyway. You should know all the cool kids play WoW
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#23
brix shat

I just had to do it.
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#24
At least things like this doesn't happen anally. I mean anually.
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#28
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DAM that sucks, scared of even moving my chair now

My regards


+1. my computer chair uses one and now i'm considering something else...
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#29
this makes me sad
even if he is Asian, thus, he poses a threat to me in guitar skills, math skills, and sowing shoes together...
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#30
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dude, you get sent straight to hell for dying that way. god doesnt even give you a chance


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#31
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Why the hell did I laugh so hard at that?



I couldn't tell you, because it's definitely not funny.
#33
I feel terrible. I can't stop laughing...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#34
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After that a chair doesn't seem like such a bad idea
Mr. Butlertron are you A handsome B smart C scrap metal or D all of the above
Scangrade thats easy I'm A and B but not C, so it can't be all of the above, but you can't fill in two ovals Nooo!
Mr. Butlertron the answer is C... you fuckwad
#35
Hope that didn't bum him out to bad.

Poor family their kid was analed to death.

God im such a horrible person, these jokes arn't even funny.

I really do feel bad for his family and him. What a horrible way to die.
#37
If I was a doctor, I would seriously have trouble not laughing.
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#38
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Wow, makes me glad my chair has springs... Have springs been know to kill people?



Don't think so. I'm siting in a chair made of wood...they don't explode right?

....Right??
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#39
I feel utterly terrible for laughing.
The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man?
That sounds scary now.
#40
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If I was a doctor, I would seriously have trouble not laughing.


Ass would I.
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