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#1
Today I went with my "friends" to see Valkyrie, since I was intersed in the movie and didn't had to pay my ticket.

While the movie got more interesting, my "friends" (who are stupid enough to not know who the **** Adolf Hitler was (let alone Claus von Stauffenberg) started to talk more and more, annoyed as fuck, I decided it was too hard to concentrate in the movie.

So, when Fromm says about Staffenberg (Tom Cruise) "finally, we nedeed a man with balls in here!" I standed up, pointed at the screen and said "Tom Cruise?! Balls?! He's a total pussy, he invented the color pink!"

I got kicked out of the movie theater, and was asked by the manager to never go again,now I realize it was a stupid move but, don't really care about it because lulz did ensue when I said he was a pussy.

So, pit dwellers, any of you have been kicked out of any establishment before?
No muerde, no calla
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#2
I might have, but I was probably too drunk to remember.
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#3
wow bro you're a total badass bro
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#4
Been kicked out of a theater twice and always was a hell of a fun!

That cruise move was cool!
#6
Edgy as **** pro, you're so badass.
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#9
Go back to grade 6.
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#12
My friend got kicked out of the store Dicks cause he threw products off their second floor balcony
#14
No, but its worth mentioning that von stauffenberg was actually a comitted Nazi for many years.

Not that I expect historical accuracy from Hollywood *cough* Braveheart *cough*
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#15
that was VERY stupid.

you are NOT cool.

i fell the urge to EMPHASIZE words by CAPITALIZING them.
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#17
yup movies. but i was going through slut pussy, not calling tom cruise one =p
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#18
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that was VERY stupid.

you are NOT cool.

i fell the urge to EMPHASIZE words by CAPITALIZING them.


I feel the need to AGREE.
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#19
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#20
I got kicked out of the Ripley's in Gatlinburg, TN. IF any of you have been there, then youll remember that large stone sphere outside that is supported by water. Its basically a big ball of rock sitting in a dent in the ground with water shooting up into the bottom of it so it spins. IT supposedly weighs like 20 tons or something...

Yeh i ran at as hard as i could and drilled it with my shoulder to see if i could move it....I could not... And yes it did hurt. After that i saw this two people standing on the other side of the rock that i thought was my two friends. And since the rock is supported by water there is a thin layer of water all the way around it. I slung my hand over the top causing water to spray all over the people who turned out not to be my friends but an elderly couple enjoying the view...
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#21
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Didn't Valkyrie come out like 169367 months ago.

Also, you're a complete fucking badass.


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#22
You're the sort of person that I want to punch in the face when I go to films. Grow up.
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#23
I realize it was a stupid move but, don't really care about it because lulz did ensue when I said he was a pussy.

So, pit dwellers, any of you have been kicked out of any establishment before?

Didn't you guys read this part, I know it was very stupid.
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#25
Why are you bragging about this? That's like being excited about your dog licking peanut butter off your scrotum.
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but, don't really care about it because lulz did ensue when I said he was a pussy.

And that is so awful I'm sigging it.
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#28
I bought a ferret at the mall as a birthday present for my brother's ex-girlfriend and told everyone who asked about it that McDonald's gave it to me to keep me from spilling the beans about what really went into Big Macs. I was kicked out..
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#29
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I got kicked out of the Ripley's in Gatlinburg, TN. IF any of you have been there, then youll remember that large stone sphere outside that is supported by water. Its basically a big ball of rock sitting in a dent in the ground with water shooting up into the bottom of it so it spins. IT supposedly weighs like 20 tons or something...

Yeh i ran at as hard as i could and drilled it with my shoulder to see if i could move it....I could not... And yes it did hurt. After that i saw this two people standing on the other side of the rock that i thought was my two friends. And since the rock is supported by water there is a thin layer of water all the way around it. I slung my hand over the top causing water to spray all over the people who turned out not to be my friends but an elderly couple enjoying the view...



I've been there. I was disappointed with it, the haunted house sucked too. I did enjoy Gatlinburg as a whole though.
#30
i got kicked out of a water park by going down the slides where you dont use tubes with tubes once it was awsome. and then i went down a slide where your susposed to have a 1 seater tube with a 3 seater tube.
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#32
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I got kicked out of the Ripley's in Gatlinburg, TN. IF any of you have been there, then youll remember that large stone sphere outside that is supported by water. Its basically a big ball of rock sitting in a dent in the ground with water shooting up into the bottom of it so it spins. IT supposedly weighs like 20 tons or something...

Yeh i ran at as hard as i could and drilled it with my shoulder to see if i could move it....I could not... And yes it did hurt. After that i saw this two people standing on the other side of the rock that i thought was my two friends. And since the rock is supported by water there is a thin layer of water all the way around it. I slung my hand over the top causing water to spray all over the people who turned out not to be my friends but an elderly couple enjoying the view...


Please change that font, it's fucking annoying to read.

Nobody gives a shit about that stupid challenge anymore.
#33
My friends and I will probably be kicked out of Jack in the Box tonight.
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#36
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My friends and I will probably be kicked out of Jack in the Box tonight.

Oh sh*t - that's WAY more hardcore than getting kicked out of a Tom Cruise movie...


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#38
wow, that has to be the most obvious and sexual example of badassary i think the world has ever seen...

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#39
Oh, and getting kicked out the movies is ridiculously easy. I am not impressed. Doing something bad and not getting kicked out is where it's at. I snuck a whole pizza in under my coat one time.. Because I'm not paying ten dollars for a soda and pop corn. When you want to do something annoying, it has to be worth it. When I saw Saw on opening night, I brought an airhorn with me and used it right before the credits rolled. Now that was lulzworthy. And if I had been kicked out, it would have been worth it.

Tom Cruise is a fruity little pussy, though.
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#40
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"finally, we nedeed a man with balls in here!" I standed up, pointed at the screen and said "Tom Cruise?! Balls?! He's a total pussy, he invented the color pink!



hmmm ive never standed up before. how is it done. i want to try it.
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