So if you had to be reincarnated as an animal, which would you become?

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I was thinking about it, and I definitely think the best non-human animal to become would be a dolphin. No joke, they're badass. They're super smart, they have sex for fun, and everyone loves them. Plus they're not in too much danger of predators. Totally would become a dolphin.
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#2
Shark, so I could mutilate and eat all the dolphins.
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#3
I'd become a slutty searchbar, so you could use me.
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I'd be a giant slug, Godzilla sized. And I'd crawl through town messing stuff up, and trying to avoid salt factories.
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Polar Bear ^^

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Polar Bear ^^


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Jellyfish. They're going to take over the world.
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Hey, the guy who wants to be a shark.. Will you kill my brother's sea cow of a girlfriend, too?


hahaha

id totally be an eagle. you can fly really frikkin high up. you're top of the foodchain (i think?) and ur endangered so people wont shoot at me (cept for douchebag hicks)
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#22
Human, or a really cute kitten that is owned by 12 lesbian housemates.
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id totally be an eagle. you can fly really frikkin high up. you're top of the foodchain (i think?) and ur endangered so people wont shoot at me (cept for douchebag hicks)

I hear middle easterners shoot at all Eagles because they hate their freedom.
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What you trying to say?
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#27
well i was called a jackass once or twice
some sort of poisonous tree frog in the amazon,heck i'm halfway there by being french
#28
Bottlenose dolphin!
House Cat!
Bald Eagle!
Wolf!
Squid!
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Bottlenose dolphin!
House Cat!
Bald Eagle!
Wolf!
Squid!


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#34
A lion. You're inactive 18 out of 24 hours of the day, and then you go and devastate shit. Who's going to hunt a lion? I mean what the fuck, all they do is eat, sleep, and destroy. No more, no less.

Plus if you're something like a rabbit, annoying little kids chase you around. What kid is gonna chase a lion? A lion will chase the kid, eat him, and then sleep.
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I hear middle easterners shoot at all Eagles because they hate their freedom.


hahaha. its ok though. their weapons suck so bad they wouldn't be able to shoot that high up anyways.
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