#1
ok, tonight im going to walk out to my local country crossroads with Daisy(my guitar) around midnight to sell my soul to the devil and hopefully become a guitar god.

Im going to see if this works.. to bust this myth if you will. If satan does indeed show up. i will sell my soul to him. and come home and see if im great.

Have any of you ever tried this theory? does it work?


Oh and feel free to test this with me. all you need to do is bring your guitar out to a crossroads at midnight. supposedly you will de approached by a large black man who will tune your guitar and give it back to you.
PG > YWM

oh, btw... is it bad if your pee is red?

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in scotland they call carbonated drinks 'juice' so you would say a can of juice for example. But they call poop jobbies, so their take on things doesn't count.
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#3
k, but im kinda busy tonight. ill be there around 2am.

see ya then.
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#7
No dude, you need to walk to the top of a frost bitten mountian and sacrafice a goat to Odin to be a guitar god.
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That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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what in the name of satanus is a bass?

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I think it's a type of fish.


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#8
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And it wasn't funny blueman

trust me, man, i know funny. do you know how many famous comedians i have down here? all of them except rodney dangerfield. so ha.
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#9
Maybe you should just practice more.
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#10
Yeah, I tried that once. Appearantly, it doesn't work on Hollywood & Vine.
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#12
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trust me, man, i know funny. do you know how many famous comedians i have down here? all of them except rodney dangerfield. so ha.


That makes you funny?

I think not.


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#14
I would think that if you are able to sell your soul to the devil you'd have to be aweful sincere.
#15
wouldnt it be cool if i met a fellow uger out there on the crossroads.
PG > YWM

oh, btw... is it bad if your pee is red?

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in scotland they call carbonated drinks 'juice' so you would say a can of juice for example. But they call poop jobbies, so their take on things doesn't count.
#16
Quote by baumgartner
ok, tonight im going to walk out to my local country crossroads with Daisy(my guitar) around midnight to sell my soul to the devil and hopefully become a guitar god.

Im going to see if this works.. to bust this myth if you will. If satan does indeed show up. i will sell my soul to him. and come home and see if im great.

Have any of you ever tried this theory? does it work?


Oh and feel free to test this with me. all you need to do is bring your guitar out to a crossroads at midnight. supposedly you will de approached by a large black man who will tune your guitar and give it back to you.

You mean this black man?
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#17
Quote by krypto1339
Yeah, I tried that once. Appearantly, it doesn't work on Hollywood & Vine.



Thats cause there are no "tall black men" in hollywood. they live in compton...

But then again in compton he probably wouldnt give you your sicstring back... ****ty deal in LA.
#20
Sometimes I walk around my town while playing my acoustic.


I haven't meet with a large black man yet, so maybe it just works on the USA.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#21
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You mena this black man?
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He has been quite busy lately so he brought this lass on to help with the shifts.

#23
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I have one of them there electric tuners.

HAIL SATAN, HE LIVES IN MY BATTERIES.


He uses 666 batteries.

They're like AAA, but more evil.


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#24
maybe i shouldnt I dont wanna get raped or have my guitar stolen by a big black man. when i said black man i was thinking like Black not Black
PG > YWM

oh, btw... is it bad if your pee is red?

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in scotland they call carbonated drinks 'juice' so you would say a can of juice for example. But they call poop jobbies, so their take on things doesn't count.
#25
I know some brothers who are black like a fvcking gibson headstock. I mean like really really dark.
#26
Quote by baumgartner
ok, tonight im going to walk out to my local country crossroads with Daisy(my guitar) around midnight to sell my soul to the devil and hopefully become a guitar god.

Im going to see if this works.. to bust this myth if you will. If satan does indeed show up. i will sell my soul to him. and come home and see if im great.

Have any of you ever tried this theory? does it work?


Oh and feel free to test this with me. all you need to do is bring your guitar out to a crossroads at midnight. supposedly you will de approached by a large black man who will tune your guitar and give it back to you.



for your sake i hope this is a joke
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#28
Get back to us and tell us how it went. This could be a potential end to the religion thread ladies and gentlemen xD
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#29
I can just imagine the people who've tried this.
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#30
Quote by bboren
I think you are speaking of a different kind of guitar playing than he is.


There is more than 1 kind? Oh, you meanz dast grampa guitarzes.
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That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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what in the name of satanus is a bass?

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I think it's a type of fish.


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#31
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Have any of you ever tried this theory? does it work?
Yes, it does indeed work.

Be sure to tell Satan "SYK sent me".
You'll get extra skills and I will get my 10% commission fee, payable in Vodka and Women.
It's a win-win thing.
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