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#1
How would you torture the user above?
EDIT: How and why, to make this thread more interesting.
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Last edited by Shredoftheday at Feb 24, 2009,
#2
Torture

Feasting upon your brain!
ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
Last edited by Eradicated at Feb 24, 2009,
#5
As soon as I learned how to tortuer I would do the worst thing imaginable.

EDIT: I'd torture boozeforyouse by killing myself. No one can live without me.
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#6
The embarrassing thing is I have spellcheck on

torture by drowning in a pool of me
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i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#7
1. 'Torture'
2. Hanging isn't traditionally a form of torture
3. There wasn't a user above you
4. I'm so lonely

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#8
Tickle torture
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#9
I wonder why.. ^^



I dunno, i wouldn't torture anyone really.
a little lost.....
#11
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1. 'Torture'
2. Hanging isn't traditionally a form of torture
3. There wasn't a user above you
4. I'm so lonely

Lol I know. Thats why I put hanging. Its what you....ah.... shouldn't post!

Torture by perma-ban
to make you even more lonely.
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#13
torture them by making them listen to every jonas brothers song 100 times in a row
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#14
torture by watching to a miey cirus x jonas bros sex tape 100 times other
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#15
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Lol I know. Thats why I put hanging. Its what you....ah.... shouldn't post!

Torture by perma-ban
to make you even more lonely.



Torture by listening me try to play Cliffs of Dover.

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MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#16
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By letting you live.

That was deep man.


I would do something fun like have him count out grains of sand for the rest of his life in a completely blank room with no stimuli until he goes insane.
#17
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That was deep man.


I would do something fun like have him count out grains of sand for the rest of his life in a completely blank room with no stimuli until he goes insane.

torture by letting you not use your left/right hand to wipe your ass
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i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#18
I'll give the guy above hugs


Edit: I take that back
Last edited by Cianyx at Feb 24, 2009,
#20
I'd make 'em date my girlfriend for a couple of months! Trust me, he'll appreciate the peaceful life he had before his couple of months with that psycho!
#21
Torture by promotion to a mod
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#22
On a side note... why in the world would anyone ever want to be a MOD (or whatever it's called)? Seriously, why would you want to have to take any of this shhhh-iittt seriously? What's the fun in that? Life is way too serious these days to make UG anything but a lot of fun!

On another side note... I'd like to take the opportunity to tell you guys something about myself. I'm not a "player" on this site, nor will I ever have the desire to be that. But, I do get in and mix it up now and again. I want you guys to know that 99% of the things I say are meant as comedy, or to be taken lightly. Definitely not to offend. Respect to all!

Now, let's have some fun. More torture talk sounds like fun to me! I swear the two months with my girlfriend are as torturous as it gets!
#23
I would cut his penis in half for attempting to derail the thread.
#24
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On a side note... why in the world would anyone ever want to be a MOD (or whatever it's called)? Seriously, why would you want to have to take any of this shhhh-iittt seriously? What's the fun in that? Life is way too serious these days to make UG anything but a lot of fun!

On another side note... I'd like to take the opportunity to tell you guys something about myself. I'm not a "player" on this site, nor will I ever have the desire to be that. But, I do get in and mix it up now and again. I want you guys to know that 99% of the things I say are meant as comedy, or to be taken lightly. Definitely not to offend. Respect to all!

Now, let's have some fun. More torture talk sounds like fun to me! I swear the two months with my girlfriend are as torturous as it gets!



2 months??? last night was hell i couldn't imagine 2 ****ing months
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#25
Nail him down and have an icy cold drop of water drip on his head for 5 hours.
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#26
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I would cut his penis in half for attempting to derail the thread.


Lol, nice try, but I also put the thread right back on its intended tracks.

BTW, thanks for saving a lot of girls a lot of pain! My penis will now be much more manageable at 8 inches.
#27
Quote by nate_dogg083
2 months??? last night was hell i couldn't imagine 2 ****ing months


Why in the hell is she still laying next to me, then! You should've done a better job!
#28
Quote by b-rock34
Lol, nice try, but I also put the thread right back on its intended tracks.

BTW, thanks for saving a lot of girls a lot of pain! My penis will now be much more manageable at 8 inches.


I admit total defeat. Well played sir
#29
attach genitals to an ICBM, then launch it


I like fireworks
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#30
Quote by EJD
I admit total defeat. Well played sir


<--Adds EJD to list of cool dudes.

Sorry about your genitals...too bad for you that guy likes fireworks! Ouch!!!
Last edited by b-rock34 at Feb 24, 2009,
#31
Force 'em into the Pain Olympics.
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#34
Nice, getting something better soon... and uh... from what I've tried out so far... I don't care


Strap him down and cut off his eye lids and force him to watch 30 repeats of 2girls1cup with the lovely soundtrack of Palin swearing and his Strat being taken apart (not destroyed... he just gotta put it all back together again)
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#36
Quote by b-rock34
Make him suddely realize that final fantasy isn't as cool as he thought!


Damn you, Misti! You took the flow right out of my post!
#37
strap him down over a sprouting bamboo chute
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― Terry Pratchett

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Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#38
Quote by b-rock34
Damn you, Misti! You took the flow right out of my post!



Lol sorry dude, I found your post pretty funny too.
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#39
Quote by Carswell98
strap him down over a sprouting bamboo chute



Give him the choice of either a girlfriend or Recon Armor
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