#1
Last year, Wizards? was kind enough to make a thread for me, but that didn't happen this year.

So, yesterday was my birthday. Give me something!
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#2
Quote by PlayMadness
Last year, Wizards? was kind enough to make a thread for me, but that didn't happen this year.

So, yesterday was my birthday. Give me something!

Happy Birthday, brah.

Now leave.
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O CANADA!
#4


It shoots lasers.
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#5
Quote by Kensai


It shoots lasers.

I want.

Now
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#8
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Dimebag was known to be a fan of laser scissors


rip dime

RIP Dimebag.
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#9
Quote by rock_star77
I want.

Now


Can you handle the lasers? Can you really handle the blistering waves of awesomeness that is a scissor that shoot lasers? Can you???!?

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Dimebag was known to be a fan of laser scissors


rip dime


Rip Dimebag.
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#12
happy birthday!

i got you an RG170


don't thank me.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#13
Quote by Kensai
Can you handle the lasers? Can you really handle the blistering waves of awesomeness that is a scissor that shoot lasers? Can you???!?


I'm the son of a scissor-fashioner. My father makes scissors for all of our village. My mother's father was an importer/exporter and occassionally dealt with lasers.

I think I was bred for this.
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#16
I got you herpes!


Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Dimebag was known to be a fan of laser scissors


rip dime


Stop it. That ****s not funny. Its annoying and just shows how much of a dick you are.
We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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#17
I brought you a childs laughter
*takes off the duct tape from his face*

more like crying, but near engouh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
#18
Quote by Hellish_Wolf
I got you herpes!


Stop it. That ****s not funny. Its annoying and just shows how much of a dick you are.



Did Dimebag and Cobain_is_king double team your mother?
#19
Quote by Hellish_Wolf
I got you herpes!


Stop it. That ****s not funny. Its annoying and just shows how much of a dick you are.

How dare you disrespect the sanctity that is the internet chant of "RIP Dimebag"! YOU SHALL BE CONDEMNED.
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#20
Quote by Hellish_Wolf

Stop it. That ****s not funny. Its annoying and just shows how much of a dick you are.

you've got to be joking...
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#21
I'll tell you what I didn't get you.

I did not get you some conjuror of cheap tricks!

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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#22
Quote by Hellish_Wolf
Stop it. That ****s not funny. Its annoying and just shows how much of a dick you are.


I think what he meant was:

RIP Dime.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#23
I love it when propriorters of largely atheist music turn to the sanctity of the afterlife as soon as it effects them.
Way to stand by your guns
#24
I brought you my mom.
It doesn't alway have to be "your mom", especially not on one's birthday!
#25
Quote by ddrocksv3_4xpk
I love it when propriorters of largely atheist music turn to the sanctity of the afterlife as soon as it effects them.
Way to stand by your guns




rip dime
RULE BRITANNIA
#27
Quote by The_Casinator
I brought you my mom.
It doesn't alway have to be "your mom", especially not on one's birthday!


You made my day!
#28
Happy birthday!
I got you a 64!
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you cant make a male musician choose music or sex, its like asking a fat man twinkie or brownie


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Naomi
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.

Phail

I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.
#32
i got you
Its the drink of the gods
Funky

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you made my day

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bada bing or whatever he's called. EPIC WIN.




Mighty Blades
#34
Quote by sglover34479
I keep hearing about this stuff but I'm in America. what the hell is it?


i just started a thread about it two secs ago, just for fun. Its a soft drink and tastes so individual, cures a hangover right away!
Funky

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you made my day

Quote by el-ECTRO
bada bing or whatever he's called. EPIC WIN.




Mighty Blades
#35
Quote by sglover34479
I keep hearing about this stuff but I'm in America. what the hell is it?

It's the best soft drink known to man.
RULE BRITANNIA
#37
Happy birfday!

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#38
Quote by happytimeharry
Happy birfday!

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That is genius!


rip dime
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