Poll: What should I do?
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View poll results: What should I do?
Throw something back at them.
36 14%
Put a brick through there window
62 23%
Threaten their family
17 6%
Go to the police
113 43%
Ignore it
10 4%
Other
27 10%
Voters: 265.
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#1
Some mother****ers keep throwing rocks at my windows and its getting to the point were its really pissing me off. Every evening at about 8 or 9 I hear a thud. My dad was gunna go out and kick the little ****s asses but turns out theres about 7 of them. I'm not very well liked by certain people on this estate, so I have a rough idea who it might be, but the trouble is they they will probably beat the crap out of me if I do anything.

So do I;
A) throw something back when they come tonight
B) Find out who it is and put a brick through there window
C) Post threatening letter/gore to the little bastards familys.
D) Go to the police.
E) Do nothing
F) Other
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#2
Cum on all the rocks outside your house, so when they pick them up they get your jizz on them
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#3
Call a couple of friends over. When the little buggers come back, rush them.
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#4
Rape Them!
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#5
Here's what you need.
1. Stirrup pump
2. Can of petrol
3. Match

You just built a flame thrower. Toast the little f*ckers.
#7
Go to the police! We had people throwing stuff at our window, the police sorted it out! If they're as low as they are likely to be, they'd probably not have the guts to continue once they knew there might actually be consequences.
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#8
Call some friends over or do some mature and sensible like calling the police.

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I just realized that made me sound like a right jackass
#10
Police. Failing that, rape the police.
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#11
Hunt them down and give them all Colombian Neckties.
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#13
you have a gun right?

if not buy an automated system of shotguns and lasers (Y)

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Police. Failing that, rape the police.

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#14
Rape? Sounds good to me I'm in!
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#15
Get some friends, hide in the bushes and rush their little asses. Spray piss all over them.
Or you could go to the police.
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#16
When they're walking away throw rocks at their back, stun them, rape them and burn down their houses!
Sorted!
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#18
police. unless they have got like 40 asbos wach which then i'd suggest simply petrol bombing their asses when they come round. that'll sort em out.
#19
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Go to the police! We had people throwing stuff at our window, the police sorted it out! If they're as low as they are likely to be, they'd probably not have the guts to continue once they knew there might actually be consequences.

It would be alright if they were just harmless youths, but they are probably local nutters who even some of my more scarier, chavvier mates wouldn't start on(no idea why, as my mates could probably kick their ass, but w/e). So if I call the police, I'm gunna get the whole "Your a grass!" thing and will probably get beaten up by a large number of chavs, and I'm no fighter(see my profile pic, I'm to pretty to get bruised!).
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#20
There wasn't a QQ option?
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#21
or just jizz on an oily rag then light and drop it down on them from above...... and then...THE JIZZ EXPLODES

EDIT: didnt explode why the jizz explodes.... if you look at my old pit religion thread jizzlam..... geddit now???
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#22
well, if you wanna be sensible go to the police. Get em to hide in your house or something, then come out and get the assholes.

OR...

You and some buddies sneak out just before they come. When they start throwing, creep up behind them and... er, I dunno, like, brand the back of their heads with one of those hot cow poker things. That should teach those mutherf*****s.

#23
B) Find out who it is and put a brick through there window REPEATEDLY
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#24
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"Your a grass!"

LOL WUT?
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#25
go to the police, not the pit! and buy a large gun to intimidate 'em.
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#27
cops dont help! beat their asses! lol.
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#28
Next time they come round, go outside and have a rant at them like an miserable old bastard - That's what I'd do anyway
#29
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Next time they come round, go outside and have a rant at them like an miserable old bastard - That's what I'd do anyway

My dad already did that, they just stood at the end of the road yelling "COME ON THEN!". ****ing pussies.
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#30
blow their houses up with C4, and plant mines outside your house, also do you have any razor wire?
#31
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Police. Failing that, rape the police.

Why rape the police? Wouldnt it be easier to rape the stone throwing people?
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#32
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LOL WUT?

British slang for snitch.
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#33
Quote by St.Loony
Call some friends over or do some mature and sensible like calling the police.

St.Edit
I just realized that made me sound like a right jackass

I like what you did there with the addition of "St." to your Edit.

Just thought I'd point that out.
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#34
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I like what you did there with the addition of "St." to your Edit.

Just thought I'd point that out.


thanks
#36
Paintball gun, freeze the paintballs. Set the speed at high.

**** them up.
#37
Right I'm gonna give a sensible answer. You probably know that chavs or neds where I'm from, will only do this kind of **** in a group. What u have to do is get 1 on 1 with 1 of them and they'll run scared. The other night this ned was giving me jip. I ignored it at first as I 2 don't like 2 fight. But he persisted so I punched him so hard in the face that my hand is completely bruised and staved. Afer doing this he was lying on the street apologising like a pitiful bastard. Obviously he ain't gonna tell his mates as I am probably skinnier than u.


Or as a last resort u appear to have everyones permission to rape them.
#38
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Why rape the police? Wouldnt it be easier to rape the stone throwing people?


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#39
get a rifle, lie on your roof, and when the buggers come to throw stuff, shoot at them. if they are causing damage to your property, you have the legal right to use "reasonable force" to stop and restrain them


you just have to decide how "reasonable" to be =]
#40
Quote by Supertait
Cum on all the rocks outside your house, so when they pick them up they get your jizz on them


please do this!
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