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#1
I know most of us here aren't religious, and even more don't practice Lent, but are there any UG-ers giving up anything this year? If so, what?

Also, I think it's a bit ridiculous when people say, "Oh, I'll give up soft drinks" or some **** like that.

I'm attempting no masturbation, just for the heck of it. Say what you want, but you know it's not easy!


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#2
Im giving up Lent
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I'm giving up being a billionaire.


I don't understand the concept of lent...where does it even come from?


I think it's because apparently Jesus went 40 days without food in the desert or something like that, and didn't succumb to temptation.
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#7
Lent?
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#8
ugh i know what you mean....

ive heard...

"ill give up the color red" ((???))

"ill give up french fries"

even that movie 40 days and 40 nights giving up sex...

i dont think you'll last giving up masturbation either...
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#12
you won't last for masturbation... i know from personal experience lol. tried it a couple of years ago.
or sex, i tried last year, failed within a week =[
so this year i'm giving up breathing.......
#13
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Who gives a **** what the teachers think.


+1. thats genius! i should skip tomorrow. haha.
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I'm giving up Stan references.
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#16
I'm giving up swearing.

I decided I need to stop cussin' so much a while ago, but I decided since Lent was close I'd leave it till now
#17
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I'm giving up being a billionaire.


I don't understand the concept of lent...where does it even come from?


It has something to do with how Jusus went 40 days without something, so lent is kind of making us stronger as a person, and more closer to God if we give something up.

Some people give up food or something, but it'll be better if its soemthing bad health wise. Like giving up smoking, or being nicer. Or even donating more to something.

Just my 2 cents. Peace
#18
i love masturbating
(weird hearing that from a girl?)

if i cant do it,
im pretty sure you'll cave!
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#19
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It has something to do with how Jusus went 40 days without something, so lent is kind of making us stronger as a person, and more closer to God if we give something up.

Some people give up food or something, but it'll be better if its soemthing bad health wise. Like giving up smoking, or being nicer. Or even donating more to something.

Just my 2 cents. Peace


Now I don't get it
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#21
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i love masturbating
(weird hearing that from a girl?)

if i cant do it,
im pretty sure you'll cave!

Damn female pit-dwellers.... You just love taunting us with your awesomeness, don't you? DON'T YOU???
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Are you asking if midgets can draw people that are themselves smaller than the average person, or if midget drawings in general are smaller?
#22
Idk yet... havent decided.

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#23
I'm giving up contract killing.
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#25
I think it's pretty ironic that you're giving up masturbating, WHEN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH SAYS ITS A SIN AND YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT ANYWAY.

You're pretty much a bull**** catholic.

You're supposed to give up something you genuinely enjoy. Its a test. That's why people give up soft drinks.

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#26
Newfie Lent:

Each Friday night after work, sun, snow or rain, Jack, being a Newfie, would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a moose steak.

But, all of Jack's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled moose steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Jack, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Jack attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said: "You were born a Protestant and raised a Protestant, but now you are a Catholic."

Jack's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled moose filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Jack's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Jack, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a moose, you wuz raised a moose, but now you is a Codfish".
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#27
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I'm giving up being a billionaire.


I don't understand the concept of lent...where does it even come from?

jesus went 40 days in the desert without food or drink.. or so is the story.

and I aint giving up no cracker **** for Lent.
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#29
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I think it's pretty ironic that you're giving up masturbating, WHEN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH SAYS ITS A SIN AND YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT ANYWAY.

You're pretty much a bull**** catholic.

You're supposed to give up something you genuinely enjoy. Its a test. That's why people give up soft drinks.

1) I'm not catholic.
2) I genuinely enjoy masturbating
3) There's nothing wrong what I'm doing, dick face.
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Are you asking if midgets can draw people that are themselves smaller than the average person, or if midget drawings in general are smaller?
#30
Quote by Cutlass_253
I think it's pretty ironic that you're giving up masturbating, WHEN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH SAYS ITS A SIN AND YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT ANYWAY.

You're pretty much a bull**** catholic.

You're supposed to give up something you genuinely enjoy. Its a test. That's why people give up soft drinks.


psh... Lent is the new myspace.
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#31
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1) I'm not catholic.
2) I genuinely enjoy masturbating
3) There's nothing wrong what I'm doing, dick face.



1) Ok, didn't realize you weren't Catholic. My bad.
2) I'm sure you do. That was separate note about the whole "I hate it when people give up soft drinks." You're supposed to give up stuff like that. At least when you're young.
3) **** you! It was a joke. I thought you were catholic and so I was giving you **** about doing very un-catholic ****. Otherwise, I really don't care if you masturbate or not.

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#33
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i love masturbating
(weird hearing that from a girl?)

if i cant do it,
im pretty sure you'll cave!



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#35
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I'm giving up Stan references.

I could never do that... Trust me, that song would pop up on my ipod through shuffle and I'd end up making a thread with just the lyrics or something and then I'd get banned...
#36
I'm giving up my faith.
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#37
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Tried...didn't work. It wasn't the interest in a masturbating girl as much as it was a disbelief that there are women on the internet.

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this was the funniest thing ive seen in the pit for weeks.


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#39
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I'm giving up being a billionaire.


I don't understand the concept of lent...where does it even come from?

It comes from the bible story in which Jesus went fourty days and fourty nights with no food and water or something like that, so people give up something they enjoy for fourty days.
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#40
im giving up alcohol for the time. i want to see what sort of person it makes me without any. i will either become very irritable or i will become a better person :/
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