#1
Have a quote from your favorite movie?...

mine are from stepbrothers...

For a minute there he had the strangest look in his eyes and I really thought he was gonna rape me, then he said... lets get it on.


I'm gonna fill up a pillow case with bars of soap and beat the s*** out of you with it.


Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?"
It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!
Stanford.U.


7wholegrainsonamission


Not because of who I am
But because of what you've done.
Not because of what I've done
But because of who you are
#2
"If it bleeds, it can use the searchbar."
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#3
Quote by rocktheguitar
Have a quote from your favorite movie?...

mine are from stepbrothers...


Your favourite movie is Stepbrothers?
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^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#4
"Use the searchbar Luke!"

"Yipikayeh Mother searchbar!"

These are just some of my favourites.
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#5
"THats AMAZING! i have the SAME combination on my LUGGAGE!" -president screwb, spaceballs
#8
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE SEARCHBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(a pic with this would be great, but alas i am a computer twat)
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#10
I'm a searchbar farmer, motherfucker


From tropic thunder.
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#12
Quote by LedZeppelin9345
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE SEARCHBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(a pic with this would be great, but alas i am a computer twat)


I agree.

Hey you're from Durham High Five!
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#14
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
I agree.

Hey you're from Durham High Five!


YAY!!

though i'm actually from glasgow/frankfurt, i just started uni here!

and you like Thin Lizzy! high five!
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#16
Quote by St.Loony
I want a high five


High Five!!!

don't be sad
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#17
Quote by St.Loony
I want a high five


High five for wanting a high five!
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#19
Quote by St.Loony
F*CK YEAH

I can now die happy.

That can be arranged.
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#21
ima go with Pineapple Express

You just got killed by a Daewoo Searchbar, mother****er!


This is like if that Blue Oyster **** met that African Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and ****ed - this would the **** that they birthed.

Wow. This is the product of Searchbar ****ing


No, I see. The monkey's out of the Searchbar now!

What? That's not even a Searchbar



...k im done
#22
Quote by St.Loony


B-B-B-B-BUT



All sales are final.
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#23
We were somewhere near the edge of the desert, when the searchbars started to kick in.
#25
Screw all this seachbar nonsense. Calling in the heavy artillery.


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Another Stansfield quote...

I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?
#26
Quote by Kensai
All sales are final.


That cocaine was wak yo. I want my moneys back trickass busta
#27
Fine, I'll do some Withnail quotes.

"You can't leave me here! Those are the kind of windows faces look in at!"

"I've just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and I've come here with the express intention of wishing one on you."

"My thumbs have gone weird!"

"Don't attempt anything without the gloves."

"I mean to have you, boy, even if it must be burglary."

"And he launched into yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman. Who had red hair, and a book of poetry stained with the butterdrips from crumpets."

And the greatest bit of film dialogue ever:

"What about whatshisname?"
"What about him?"
"You could give him a call."
"What on earth for?"
"Give him a call, ask him about his house."
"You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?"
"Yeah."
"Allright, what's his number?"
"I've no idea, I've never met him."
"Well neither have I. What the fuck are you talking about?"
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#28
"DOES MARCELLUS LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?"


Awesome.
Military use of children?

Infantry.
#29
Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!


Just pour the drink, you fairy fuck.


Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!


All from The Boondock Saints
#30
Quote by Captain Insano
All from The Boondock Saints




"ROCCO!!!"

"WHAT?!"

"Where's my cat?"

"I KILLED YOUR CAT YOU DRUGGIE BITCH!"

"What? Why?!"

"Because I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!"

"You killed my... my..."

Your what? Your precious little what? I'll blow off my head if you can remember that cat's name!"

"Ski... Ski... Skibby!"

"Oh... WHAT COLOR WAS IT, BITCH?!"
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#31
Screw all this seachbar nonsense. Calling in the heavy artillery.


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that is the greatest thing i've ever seen

and for Quotes

"This Town needs a new class of Criminal, and im going to give it to em:

and

"The world will look up and shout "Save Us!" and i'll whisper ..no"
#32
I'm tired of the mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!


Luke, I am your searchbar father


Sorry, I fail, couldn't resist.
Funnily enough I don't like starwars.
#33
Not one of these threads again. lol
Quote by Survivalism
The Dual Rectifier is my sexy finishing move.


Quote by Survivalism
Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"
#34
from best friends girl.
*unzips to reveal search bar
"what? its not gona suck itself"
#35
You ever notice how once in a while you come across sombody that you shouldn't have ****ed with?
*spits*
That's me

- Clint Eastwood

The thing that haunts the man the most is what he isn't orderd to do

- Clint Eastwood

How about I blow your head off and then go inside? Then I sleep like a baby. We used to stack fuucks like you five feet high in Korea, use you for sandbags.

- Clint Eastwood

All from Gran Torino
Quote by Sloopy
I'm not in a wheelchair, but I own one just for fun.
#36
Travis Bickle: Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.

Taxi Driver.
#37
Let's go with some Wayne's World:
No Stairway? Denied!

She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

And a couple Mel Brooks:
Torquemada: Do not implore him for compassion. Torquemada: Do not beg him for forgiveness. Torquemada: Do not ask him for mercy. Let's face it. You can't torquemada anything.

(From Blazing Saddles)
Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We are not sure. Are we...black?
#39
these searchbars go to eleven.

no searchbar? denied!
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob