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#1
After seeing plenty of sh*t bands and musicians (most notably 4poundz) on myspace, lets post em!
#2
What's your band's myspace?
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#6
myspace.com/lunacy
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#10
Plenty... Not because they can't play or that what they play sucks, but 'cus they know nohing about HTML or what people actually wanna see. It's great when they add 300 people all from about 500 miles away just to look cool, then you can tell they're lost.

But still, by far the best myspace band profiles are the ones that take 3 days to load and when they do, you spend five minutes scrolling horizontally just to find that all they've got is a video of them posing and 30,000,000 stripper endorsements... I'd say those should take home the gold.
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#12
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www.myspace.com/earlybirdsofficial


These guys SUCK. Seriously.


Why?
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#14
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Dude just...listen to them.


Not my type of music at all but from what I heard far from the worst thing I have heard.
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#19
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Not my type of music at all but from what I heard far from the worst thing I have heard.



Well the lead singer is this asshole who lives in my town and always steals WiFi from Waffle House.
#20
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Well the lead singer is this asshole who lives in my town and always steals WiFi from Waffle House.


I completely understand why his music is horrible now.
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#23
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I completely understand why his music is horrible now.



No, seriously. His music sucks. He's on UG, too. I think his name is "powerhorse" or something...
#25
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=453527763

This is the local band around me. The guitarists have no idea what theory is and their all rich. They buy all the most overrated gear. Except now they gig with bugera stacks but seriously they dont know how to work anything they have what-so-ever. It's pathetic.
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#26
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Wow, loving the riff on Outta Control

SOOO PUNK.



no no no

its CHRISTIAN punk


he used to boast about how he was self-taught. to this day he still sounds like that.
#27
Oh and the drummer is an absolute wreck.
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#28
Quote by StageLife30
no no no

its CHRISTIAN punk


he used to boast about how he was self-taught. to this day he still sounds like that.


I can imagine.

"Yeah dude, I'm self taught. Listen to this shit."

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OH MY GOD I JUST HEARD THE SOLO!!!! haha AWESOME!
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#30
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No, seriously. His music sucks. He's on UG, too. I think his name is "powerhorse" or something...



..................................I'm going to hunt you down and stab you.
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#31
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Go away, you're not funny.


I'm not?

I guess I better go kill myself then.
#32
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I'm not?

I guess I better go kill myself then.

I guess so

How DARE you not like bands I like!?

The nerve of some people...
#35
www.myspace.com/likeeveryday

ew. The Drummer is really cool though..and he's decent at other styles as well but the guitarist is stupidly big headed, it sucks.
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#36
Quote by shanglejr11
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=453527763

This is the local band around me. The guitarists have no idea what theory is and their all rich. They buy all the most overrated gear. Except now they gig with bugera stacks but seriously they dont know how to work anything they have what-so-ever. It's pathetic.



damn rich people
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#37
Very rich. Mansion rich. Live on a lake rich. Poor me I help build those houses.
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#40
Quote by StageLife30
http://www.myspace.com/crucialrocks

this. went to high school with this guy. he thought he was the greatest...



Oh god I live by these guys
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