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so about 2 days ago my girlfriend has what she thought were menstral cramps. shes on birth control and her period isn't supposed to come untill tomorrow. she never started or anything when she had her cramps. is this bad? like is it possible that it could be possible that it's a sign of pregnancy? she is freaking out and i'm kinda chill about it, but she won't stop with it. so any opinions? preferably medical ones?
#2
She's just a whining girl. She's fine. Give her chocolate.
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#6
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She's just a whining girl. She's fine. Give her chocolate.

this
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#7
sex thread!

and i believe you mean *menstrual*
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If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#12
my girl usually has her cramps before, during and abit after her monthly bleed.

i sense youve never heard the age old fact that girls are complicated. it also goes for the medical side of things lol.
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haha, Kensai you're amazing.
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#17
sorry bout the spelling error, when shes on BC her period has came on the same day for months, and shes never had cramps like 3 or 4 days early.

thanks for the laughs with the baby names site
#18
Why things like this get posted on a website about guitar I will never know. Kill her.
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#19
well if she does'nt get her period soon,
you're screwed daddy, unless you want a kid..

calm down untill she takes a pregnancy test.. thats kinda weird, first thing she should do is take a test.
#20
You're gonna be a daddy dude! Congratulations!
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omfg WIN!
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#23
one day? ONE DAY!?

time to get married and buy a house
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#24
If she's freaking out about MEDICAL PROBLEMS, she should probably go see a.... ah man.. what are those things called? You know - they check you to see if you have HEALTH PROBLEMS?

Oh yeah - a DOCTOR. That's the one! Nice!
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#25
basically, wait a week. take a pregnancy test. The realise she isnt pregnant!!!!!
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#26
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Why things like this get posted on a website about guitar I will never know. Kill her.


because it's the focking pit yo, this is for non-guitar talk.
#29
inb4 punch her in the belly

get a test

and how can a girl get pregnant from blood?

*zing*!
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holy crap dude thats the first thing form the pit to actually make me lol for a long time.
you have my undying gratitude!
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#31
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Is it sad that I was thinking that too?


No its not that bad, although i might be saying that because that was the first thing i thought of as well
kthxbai.
#32
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Is it sad that I was thinking that too?



nah, I've never even played the game, but I've heard about it so much, it's always the first thing that pops into my head when I read "WOW" without context.
#35
tell her to get back in the kitchen and make you a sammich and stop whining.
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#36
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If she's freaking out about MEDICAL PROBLEMS, she should probably go see a.... ah man.. what are those things called? You know - they check you to see if you have HEALTH PROBLEMS?

Oh yeah - a DOCTOR. That's the one! Nice!

We're better then doctors. Doctors don't make dick jokes when you have a possible broken nose, we do.
#37
if she's having her period she won't have a baby.
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so about 2 days ago my girlfriend has what she thought were menstral cramps. shes on birth control and her period isn't supposed to come untill tomorrow. she never started or anything when she had her cramps. is this bad? like is it possible that it could be possible that it's a sign of pregnancy? she is freaking out and i'm kinda chill about it, but she won't stop with it. so any opinions? preferably medical ones?


Unlikely. Very unlikely. The early signs of pregnancy are very similar to PMS but if she's getting actual cramp it's probably just a period.
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