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#1
Ok, so I'm a very passive aggressive person, I don't really act out violently, but rather subversively. I'm just wondering if it is going to far this time.

Lately, my roommate has been a douchebag, and I'm kinda sick of it. Last semester he was ok, just sat in the room watching "the office" on his computer (he has all 4 seasons, as well as all ten seasons of friends )but this semester he's trying to join this stupid ****ing frat, and so lately he's been ****ing getting home drunk as **** at anywhere between 3-6 in the morning (and this is like on a tuesday) making all kinds of noise as well as being an ass.

Now, this wouldn't be so bad if, and I am not joking...

in the middle of the night he gets up to take a piss and DOESN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!

he gets up, and right where he happens to be standing whenever that occurs (he's a big guy, it takes effort to get up) he ****ing lets loose a stream of piss all over the room!

The first time it happened it was funny cuz he pissed all over his jacket. The second time too, cuz he pissed all over his PS3.

But now he's PISSING ON MY SIDE OF THE ROOM!!! What the eff!?!

So basically, the whole room smells like piss, and he has made no apologies for this.

Anyways - I've been shaving using his electric razor. I need a shave, so I use his, no biggie, I don't tell him and I feel better about myself. I have dandruff, which I'm hoping will rub off on him (under certain circumstances its contagious) but lately that hasn't been enough. Is shaving my nuts with his razor too much punishment for the crime?

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#2
Piss on his face and claim he did it in his drunken sleep. It's so obvious and simple!
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Beat him to death with a brick.
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first post was correct.

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Yup, first post wins.
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#7
Move his jacket and his PS3 onto your side of the room?

It'll be funny again
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#8
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Eh, report him.

Seriously, if someone took a piss in my room I'd punch them in the face mid-stream.


Well, I'm asleep when he does it.

And I can't piss on him and claim that he did it to himself because he stands up to do it. And he knows it.

Plus he's pissed all over his bed before. It didn't phase him.

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#11
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Piss on his face and claim he did it in his drunken sleep. It's so obvious and simple!


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#12
Make him sleep in the shower.
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Piss on his face and claim he did it in his drunken sleep. It's so obvious and simple!

that and shave your nuts and asshole with his razor
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Move his jacket and his PS3 onto your side of the room?

It'll be funny again

Brilliant idea! Let the hilarity recommence!
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#18
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I would either beat the shit out of him or file criminal charges.


Well I don't think I can file charges, considering he's never pissed on me, but I have thought about getting him kicked out of the dorm, but that seems too extreme.

I can't make him sleep in the shower (he's about 6'1" 225 lbs at least, and I'm 5'6' 150 lbs) but I did lock him out once. But then I got no sleep anyway.

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#21
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Either confront him (best to do this with witnesses ) with threats to report him, or do nothing and continue to have him piss on your floor... your call


Confront him about what? Don't piss about the room? I don't think he can help it, and I doubt he'll stop. He knows he does it, he'll probably just deny it if it happens again. And believe the place I live at will not be quick to kick him out, if it ever happens (I broke my chair last week, and filed a report that day. Still no chair)

The only time he's ever apologized was to my girlfriend cuz she left her library books here and he ruined them. He agreed to pay for them, but never said anything to me about it.

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I would have, but he doesn't mind! Lol, plus it would just make the smell worse.

And I don't know where his car is, nor his email address.

I've already decided that if he ever touches my amp, I'm gonna ebay his PS3 and his fancy new Macbook Air he got for Christmas.

I'm also thinking about linking his facebook to this page and telling him 2 days later.

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Make posters of his picture with the caption "Pisses The Bed"/"Pisses Himself" underneath and put them up around your campus.


Both of these would be pretty epic. Especially considering there's like 50,000 students on campus.

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One up him and shit in his bedsheets.
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One up him and shit in his bedsheets.


I also thought about this...


but I'm passive aggressive...remember?

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#28
Why dont you just tell your landlord, after of course finding someone else willing to take his place. If a guy was pissing all over my crap, I would not be letting him stick around; even if he was my friend. Seriously, it doesn't take much to get up and piss in a toilet.
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Why dont you just tell your landlord, after of course finding someone else willing to take his place. If a guy was pissing all over my crap, I would not be letting him stick around; even if he was my friend. Seriously, it doesn't take much to get up and piss in a toilet.



Well, its a dorm. We signed a contract, and so technically they can't kick him out unless he commits a felony or something.

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#30
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Move his jacket and his PS3 onto your side of the room?

It'll be funny again


Even better, move all his stuff to your side of the room every night.
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#32
go all "Home Alone" on him.

before you go to sleep, put something by the foor (to make him trip) then put mouse traps everywhere, then put mouse traps on his bed. oh and be sure to wear ear plugs so you wont hear the noise. Then wake up early in the morning and dispose of the mouse traps.
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#33
take a sneaky pic of him pissing and then photoshop something in like one of his frat mates with his mouth open...
then posters, man!
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#36
Surely TS is taking the piss.
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#37
Just tell him to stop pissing on the floor! Is it really that hard?
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Piss > Video > Youtube > LOL
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Just tell him to stop pissing on the floor! Is it really that hard?


I DID!

"DUDE WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!! STOP IT!!"

"UGHH"

*roommate climbs back into piss soaked bed*

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I DID!

"DUDE WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!! STOP IT!!"

"UGHH"

*roommate climbs back into piss soaked bed*

I think they meant when he's sober.

at least get him to clean the room so it doesn't stink of piss.

and then warn him that the next time he does it you'll pee over him in the morning just after he's cleaned himself up and put on new clothes.
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