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#2
smallpox
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Quote by SEALSniper1152

If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
#4
Cancer
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#7
"The doctor says I'm too fat, ugly and shy to get in the pool."


/thread
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#8
Menstral Period.
1996 Fender American Telecaster
Schecter Omen 6
VOX AC-15
Alvarez PF2005
1985 PROCO RAT II
BOSS DS-1, DD3, SD-1, TU-3, NS-2
Danelectro Overdrive
Jimi Hendrix Wah
EHX LPB-1
MXR Supercomp
#10
Quote by willieturnip
"The doctor says I'm too fat, ugly and shy to get in the pool."


/thread

harsh, but probably true
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#13
Eczema is the easiest route to go down.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#14
ball cancer. or gut yourself and bleed all over so they wont let you in the pool.
PG > YWM

oh, btw... is it bad if your pee is red?

Quote by Deliriumbassist
in scotland they call carbonated drinks 'juice' so you would say a can of juice for example. But they call poop jobbies, so their take on things doesn't count.
Last edited by baumgartner at Feb 24, 2009,
#16
Quote by x_I_AM_ME_x
Is there such a thing as being allergic to chlorine?


Yes. Actually Kevin, I think I am a little because after I got out on the first day, I had weird spots appear on me. Although, you were doing it for a few days and you were fine, I don't think Mr. Rogers will buy that.
Quote by RU Experienced?
Go see U2, then you can say you contributed money to Bono's giant Irish tower built out of the blood, tears, and the hopes of African children.
Last edited by \m/_Chair_\m/ at Feb 24, 2009,
#17
Quote by dgme92
Eczema is the easiest route to go down.


how does eczema stop people swimming?

its not contagious and water wont mess with it
MY DESIGN/PHOTOGRAPHY TUMBLR
Quote by SEALSniper1152

If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
#19
penis too large to fit in pool. thats the excuse i always used.
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..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#20
you have a rare case of leprosy that activates when you are exposed to an excess of chlorine dissolved in liquid
#21
Quote by \m/_Chair_\m/
Yes. Actually Kevin, I think I am a little because after I got out on the first day, I had weird spots appear on me.

Thanks for putting my name on
#23
Incontinence.

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Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


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#24
Dihydrogen monoxide poisoning. Could get worse in contact with water.
I'm so adjective, I verb nouns.
#25
Period
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Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



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Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#26
female- period
male- chlorine intolerance
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^
shanchett, you get an E for Effort

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ROFLLOBSTER
#27
Quote by x_I_AM_ME_x
Thanks for putting my name on


No prob.
Quote by RU Experienced?
Go see U2, then you can say you contributed money to Bono's giant Irish tower built out of the blood, tears, and the hopes of African children.
#28
Kevin's a melvin, he can't swi-im! Kevin's a melvin, he can't swi-im!


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#29
Your so fat you sink.....if your skinny...all you can eat buffet...
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texas ftw!
we're saving the world, one zombie at a time


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Yo Bob Dylan, I'm really happy for you an I'm gonna let you finish, but Jimi Hendrix had one of the best versions of All Along the Watchtower of all time!
#30
A severe case of indolence
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#31
Tell them if they force you to go swimming that you will **** in the water. That in turn would make them have to clear the pool and clean it, costing them a lot of money. I kid you not this will work if you play your cards right AND you don't need a doctors note.
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#33
the black parade is too difficult to play...

<_<
>_>
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#34
Quote by FacetOfChaos
Say that you have lupus.

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that is the first time I have ever actually loled because of the pit you win either a cookie or an internet your choice


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I regularly walk into the living room naked when my parents are watching Greys Anatomy.
In all seriousness,
#35
Quote by x_I_AM_ME_x
Is there such a thing as being allergic to chlorine?

Yes, I can't smoke silver Rizla because the chlorine in them makes my lips go bright red and crack
ohai little sig.
#36
"Can't go swimming as a small boy keeps following him, encouraging him to jump out of the pool into the sea."
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#37
Stand in front of your teacher and eat something... you have to wait an hour or something rediculous before your meant to swim again. if your teacher makes you swim, he's endangering your health omg
MY DESIGN/PHOTOGRAPHY TUMBLR
Quote by SEALSniper1152

If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
#38
Quote by x_I_AM_ME_x
Thanks for putting my name on

so fucking what?

like we can track you down, Kev-Kev.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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#40
Quote by Bumcivilian
Dihydrogen monoxide poisoning. Could get worse in contact with water.



This
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
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