#1
so i was trying to see how much money I could get for my World of Warcraft account (that's right, I play and i'm damn proud of it) and i started having some fun in the live support. The transcripts of the conversation are posted below, and you all should go ahead and post some of yours.


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We can help you no matter what problems you have. Any questions please contact with our live help.

You 02-24 15:49:11
Hello

[Prompted] 02-24 15:49:16

The operator will accept your dialog request,please wait
If you don't want to wait,please click Leave a message

You 02-24 15:49:37
hello?

You 02-24 15:49:46
vivien?

Vivien 02-24 15:50:07

hi

You 02-24 15:50:26
hi

Vivien 02-24 15:51:11

may i help you?

You 02-24 15:51:21
yes

You 02-24 15:52:50
what is the average price for a level 80 Tauren Warrior?

You 02-24 15:53:13
i must know

You 02-24 15:53:20
the spirits of my ancestors demand it

Vivien 02-24 15:53:32

you sell acc?

You 02-24 15:53:37
i'm considering it

You 02-24 15:53:45
and i would like to know how much moolah i can get

Vivien 02-24 15:54:25

sorry,we only accept consignment now.

You 02-24 15:54:35
what's consignmennt?

Vivien 02-24 15:54:36

we need all your acc information,we also need change the email into ours,then we will put your acc on sale on our website,after we sell your acc and change the email into our customer's ,then we will send you the payment.

You 02-24 15:54:45
ok

You 02-24 15:54:48
how much payment though?

You 02-24 15:54:58
i need to know how much i'll make before i give you my account info

Vivien 02-24 15:55:03

$160

You 02-24 15:55:18
zomg

You 02-24 15:55:23
**** that in it's virgin ear

You 02-24 15:55:36
the prophecy forspoke of somewhere around $400

You 02-24 15:57:29
hello?

Vivien 02-24 15:57:59

$180 is our final offer

You 02-24 15:58:08
but the prophecy...

You 02-24 15:58:21
Jesus came down from Mount Olympus and told me I'd make a ****load of dough

You 02-24 15:58:25
and then we got high

You 02-24 15:59:37
hello?

Vivien 02-24 16:00:02

hello

You 02-24 16:00:05
hey

You 02-24 16:00:13
don't you trust Jesus and his prophecy?


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I'll post another when the chick finally closes the conversation, so post yours in the mean time
#4
here's another:

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figo 02-24 16:02:03
Hello,this is figo. I appreciate the opportunity to assist you with your question.May i know your name?

You 02-24 16:02:12
I am He-Man

You 02-24 16:02:16
please refer to me as such

You 02-24 16:02:26
or Sir

figo 02-24 16:02:27

wow

You 02-24 16:02:29
whichever you prefer

figo 02-24 16:02:29
nice to meet u what can l do for you?

You 02-24 16:03:14
I was just in live support looking for a price for my Level 80 Tauren Warrior (that's right, it deserves caps), and a support woman was very rude to me so I was hoping a gentlemanly man like you could help me

You 02-24 16:03:24
unless you're a woman, I don't know which Figo is....

figo 02-24 16:03:43

80 Tauren Warrior is ur main char?

You 02-24 16:03:47
sure as ****

figo 02-24 16:04:57

do u have any alt char in ur acc

figo 02-24 16:04:57

?

You 02-24 16:05:59
i do

figo 02-24 16:06:39

ok try to describe them for me plz

You 02-24 16:07:26
a few level 60 death knights, a level 55 Orc shaman, and quite a few characters of every class around level 30 or lower

figo 02-24 16:07:46

oh oh

You 02-24 16:08:06
oh ya

figo 02-24 16:08:07

ok $160 for ur the whole acc on the consignment

You 02-24 16:08:26
so, is that like $160 total, or just up front?

figo 02-24 16:08:43

oh for total

You 02-24 16:08:47
oh my

You 02-24 16:08:56
Jesus came down and fortold much more dough

You 02-24 16:09:02
came all the way from Mount Olympus to tell me that

You 02-24 16:09:09
then we did LSD and mushroom

You 02-24 16:09:20
went on a quest to Nazareth to fight the romans....

You 02-24 16:09:29
you trust Jesus dont you?

figo 02-24 16:09:45

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

You 02-24 16:09:48
?

figo 02-24 16:09:52

no sorry

You 02-24 16:09:56
...

You 02-24 16:10:08
so, accounts sell for around $350

You 02-24 16:10:13
that's quite the mark up wouldn't you say?

You 02-24 16:10:19
you know who else marked up horribly?

You 02-24 16:10:21
Hitler

You 02-24 16:10:26
do you wanna be like Hitler?

You 02-24 16:10:31
I happen to love the Jews

You 02-24 16:11:05
you an anti-semite?

You 02-24 16:11:38
if you purchase my account for less than $300, that obviously means you're a Hitler worshipping Jew-hater

You 02-24 16:11:47
do you want something like that on your resume?

You 02-24 16:12:58
hello?

You 02-24 16:13:08
let me guess, you're away comitting genocide?

figo 02-24 16:13:11

my friend i need to tell u a thing

You 02-24 16:13:14
yes?

figo 02-24 16:13:16

we need all your acc information,we also need change the email into ours,then we will put your acc on sale on our website,after we sell your acc and change the email into our customer's ,then we will send you the payment.Not instant payment.

You 02-24 16:13:26
yes, I know that

You 02-24 16:13:31
but $160 seems low

You 02-24 16:13:35
unless you love satan and hitler

You 02-24 16:13:57
i personally hate them both

You 02-24 16:14:07
therefore, i believe i should receive adequate payment

figo 02-24 16:14:48

ok ok

figo 02-24 16:14:51

180$

figo 02-24 16:14:53

this is the most

You 02-24 16:15:05
hmm, exact same offer the last woman made me

You 02-24 16:15:37
I'll tell you what, give me $190 by yesterday, and it's yours

figo 02-24 16:16:33

lol my friend 180$ is the best i can do for u

You 02-24 16:18:21
sir (or woman), it sounds to me like you hate Jesus

You 02-24 16:19:18
you don't HATE Jesus do you?

figo 02-24 16:19:50

i dont trust jesus my friend

You 02-24 16:20:06
my lord

You 02-24 16:20:08
but...

You 02-24 16:20:09
but how?

You 02-24 16:20:25
If it weren't for Jesus we wouldn't have taco bell or hardcore pornography

You 02-24 16:20:36
look inside your heart

figo 02-24 16:20:59

i trust myself my friend

You 02-24 16:21:22
Sir (or woman), have you ever watched a pornographic video?

You 02-24 16:21:24
be honest

figo 02-24 16:22:14

yes i watch that frequently my friend

You 02-24 16:22:30
so I'm assuming your a man?

You 02-24 16:22:47
sorry I can't tell, but Figo sounds too much like a dogs name for me to be sure

You 02-24 16:23:33
Us porn addicts need to stick together

figo 02-24 16:23:42

no iam a girl

You 02-24 16:23:48
intriguing

You 02-24 16:24:17
well, us porn addicts need to stick together, and for me to purchase high quality porn such as Brandi Belle or Halia Hill, I need money

You 02-24 16:24:21
Money comes from WoW accounts

You 02-24 16:24:34
$300 would properly gear me for a good amount of porn

You 02-24 16:24:38
without porn, i could die

You 02-24 16:24:43
do you want that on your conscience?

figo 02-24 16:26:26

hi lets dont talk about this here iam so shy

You 02-24 16:28:22
If you purchase my account for $300, I will please you sexually, which I'm assuming would be great for you, as you must be fat judging my your porn addiction

figo 02-24 16:29:08

180$

You 02-24 16:29:39
ma'am, honestly, I am an aspiring musician and i need $300 to purchase a new guitar

You 02-24 16:29:54
if you help me out with this, i will write a song for you and make it the title song of an album

You 02-24 16:30:01
and mention that it's because of you i got famous as ****

figo 02-24 16:30:38

my friend 180 is realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly the most for u

You 02-24 16:31:30
i would really appreciate $300

You 02-24 16:31:51
otherwise I'm going to have to report this as an inappropriate conversation by staff, and you may lose your job

figo 02-24 16:32:28

bye bye

You 02-24 16:32:39
no

You 02-24 16:32:43
please

You 02-24 16:32:46
i love you

You 02-24 16:32:58
wanna get wasted and ****?

You 02-24 16:37:22
hello?

You 02-24 16:37:30
want me to talk dirty to you?

figo 02-24 16:38:27

i didnt understand dirty english words ,i didnt study that when i studied english

You 02-24 16:38:38
holy ****, you're foreign

You 02-24 16:38:47
you a sexy little asian girl?

You 02-24 16:39:02
big american man make you happy

figo 02-24 16:39:32

oh yes i live in asia

You 02-24 16:39:51
i just came

You 02-24 16:40:03
do you like to have giant naked pillow fights?

You 02-24 16:40:07
please say yes

figo 02-24 16:40:38

wow ,what ,well maybe

You 02-24 16:40:48
oh my

You 02-24 16:40:59
god, please describe it in detail

figo 02-24 16:42:16

how old are u ,i feel u are a little boring

You 02-24 16:42:26
boring?

You 02-24 16:42:32
or bored?

You 02-24 16:42:40
cuz i'm as exciting as tits

You 02-24 16:42:45
but yes, I am bored

You 02-24 16:43:38
im masturbating to the mental images of you having a sexy pillowfight that turns into a make-out session and ends with full on ****ing of you and your sexy little asian friends

figo 02-24 16:44:21

hi pls stop ok? i have no time on u

You 02-24 16:44:55
u want to be on me?

You 02-24 16:45:22
anytime you want

You 02-24 16:46:12
how would you feel about giving a 'wasabi blowjob'?

figo 02-24 16:46:18

bye bye

You 02-24 16:46:57
fine, think of me next time you masturbate to your giant collection of porn

You 02-24 16:47:05
and know i'll always love you

You 02-24 16:47:11
always
#5
we can buy caracter like that ?
wtf
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#6
Um, you realized you were getting fucked with right back, yes?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#7
only highly geared arena characters sell for so much. PvE geared goes for a lot less. besides, if you just say "level 80 Tauren Warrior" without saying anything about gear what do you expect? it could take like 2 weeks to get a character to 80 these days.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#8
2 weeks ? even with a real life ?
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Lol at Bender

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I got to warn you for spam though...

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Nicely put good sir

I witnessed Night Of The Pear 2
#9
Quote by bender424
2 weeks ? even with a real life ?


No, not with a real life. Sort of a half life maybe, and with no life, I'd say you could do it in less. I was thinking if people could just set up a new account, level to 80 and sell it off immediately for profit. Of course the 80 wouldn't have much gear, but the OP seems to think that having a level 80 instantly makes your account worth more than $200.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#10
Quote by Sol9989
No, not with a real life. Sort of a half life maybe, and with no life, I'd say you could do it in less. I was thinking if people could just set up a new account, level to 80 and sell it off immediately for profit. Of course the 80 wouldn't have much gear, but the OP seems to think that having a level 80 instantly makes your account worth more than $200.


no, i didn't say it does.... that'd still be a good way to make money though

and how did this thread turn into a WoW conversation?
#11
ohhhh you're not actually being awkward because you want more money for your account, you're just doing for lulz. i see it now. you should visit /b/ and join in a battletoads thread for this kinda thing.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."