#1
I was about to go to school when i realized i didn't have any socks so i went to my parents drawer to pillage some of my dad's socks except it was my mom's drawer and to my misfortune I found my mother's vibrator...anyone else have such a disturbing experience?

dethedit:I understand now that someone posted a older thread about finding a dildo, but i'm also asking has anyone shared this experience.
Last edited by dethead666 at Feb 24, 2009,
#3
No I haven't and I'm proud to say ignorance is bliss.

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#4
Yeah, that guy that made a huge thread about a few days ago. Remember him? No?
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Yeah, that guy that made a huge thread about a few days ago. Remember him? No?

wasn't on a few days ago and i didn't believe anything would show up if i put in "mom's dildo" on the searchbar
#10
i dont know which is worse, finding your moms Dildo or your dads FeeFee
PG > YWM

oh, btw... is it bad if your pee is red?

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#12
When I had gotten suspended awhile back, my parents made me do all kinds of work. It was around 6-ish and my mom told me to do laundry. I was folding clothes, and had gotten to my parents folded clothes. I figured I'd put it away for them. I didn't know which drawer was which, so I started from bottom to top....needless to say, I chose the wrong way to start.....
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#13
one time..i was looking through the pit and i stumbled upon a troll.........
#14
yes, i was at my friend's house and we were playing "hide the thing" (it's where you hide a specific object and the other person has to find it. WE WERE BORED.) anyway i had to find a cup and i looked in his parent's room and opened up the drawer next to the bed, and, poof, there lay 4-5 dildos of all colours. i screamed and when he saw them, he did too. hahah good times.
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i dont know which is worse, finding your moms Dildo or your dads FeeFee


......I know I'll regret this, but what is a FeeFee?
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#16
Ummm. . . One time I was snooping around for Christmas presents and I didn't find what I was looking for :S
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one time..i was looking through the pit and i stumbled upon a troll.........

Dude Stfu i haven't been on in a week i didn't know there was another thread like this, for those saying pics i'll just describe it was golden (not made of gold), and was like 8 inches I was WTF majorly.
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there was a post of guy who said he found his parents porn or somthing earlyer this month.
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#20
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LOL same
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Dude Stfu i haven't been on in a week i didn't know there was another thread like this, for those saying pics i'll just describe it was golden (not made of gold), and was like 8 inches I was WTF majorly.


Now come on, you know that's not the same as a picture. RELIVE YOUR TRAUMA FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THE PIT!
#22
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......I know I'll regret this, but what is a FeeFee?


homemade fake pussy
PG > YWM

oh, btw... is it bad if your pee is red?

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in scotland they call carbonated drinks 'juice' so you would say a can of juice for example. But they call poop jobbies, so their take on things doesn't count.
#23
I found open condom packets in my dads draw. I check regularly to see if they have been used and there seems to be more packs every time I look...

#25
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homemade fake pussy


Oh...........coo.....wasn't as bad as I thought. Why FeeFee though?
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#26
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homemade fake pussy

I'm waiting for someone to post about their dad's fleshlight.
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Just wondering, why the hell would you wear your mother's socks?


#30
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Just wondering, why the hell would you wear your mother's socks?

It said in the OP that i was looking for my dad's socks but was accidentally in my mom's
#31
I was about to go to school when i realized i didn't have any socks so i went to my parents drawer to pillage some of my dad's socks except it was my mom's drawer and to my misfortune I found my mother's vibrator...anyone else have such a disturbing experience?

You deserved that one.

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#32
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You deserved that one.

yeah and the first thought that went through my head was epic thread on UG and what happens, someone already posted something similar a week ago.
#33
I know how you feel man, I was searching though my mother's draws looking for her vibrator, and I found some of her...socks

*shudders*
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#34
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I know how you feel man, I was searching though my mother's draws looking for her vibrator, and I found some of her...socks

*shudders*


#35
Dude that would suck I'm never going into my parents drawers after this one time I opened my dads drawer to get his wallet for him and there were condoms, viagra and other boner pills in there. It was really weird.