#1
okay, so go up to a chick...

tell her 'i heard on the radio that havin sex is a great workout for your lower back'

and shes like ... 'so?'

and then you say 'and my backs really been hurting lately'

and then she tackles you and you like **** insanely


I think it was a great idea, I just thought of it, and thought itd be good to share with others. Does anyone else have another method?
#2
K.
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#3
good one.
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#4
*gasp* Well that's totally fool proof!
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#6
oh, how cute.
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#11
^^ See, this guy's got the idea.

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#12
A Deagle, they are good for pistol whipping too, you can get a lot of momentum.
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#13
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#18
Quote by geetarguy13
okay, so go up to a chick...

tell her 'i heard on the radio that havin sex is a great workout for your lower back'

and shes like ... 'so?'

and then you say 'and my backs really been hurting lately'

and then she tackles you and you like **** insanely

No. That's when she says "You mean your balls, right?"
And you say "No, why?" right before she kicks them as hard as she can.

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#19
Well good for you son ! (To TS ofcourse)
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#22
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No. That's when she says "You mean your balls, right?"
And you say "No, why?" right before she kicks them as hard as she can.


this
#23
Just ask this question:
"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
#24
You could try it, but I don't think you'd have much luck. If you get a smartass, she'll say something like "Well, I guess you'd better pop a few Percocets, because that's all you'll be popping.".
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#25
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Just ask this question:
"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"



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#26
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Just ask this question:
"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"


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#27
this is pretty much a spam thread.
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