#1
Before I die, i wanna have sex with a midget! anyone else wanna do this too??????

EDIT: The midget has to be female.....
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. Bob likes you. I suggest you run from Bob.

I wish my grass was Emo so it would cut itself.
Last edited by HardAsButter at Feb 24, 2009,
#2
Yep.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


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Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#3
No.

*reported*
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#4
Midget prostitutes cost twice as much as normal ones.
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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#7
Nope, but your thread title will draw UGer's like flies... although why your topic would draw flies is beyond me..
#8
Ill have what he's smoking.
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