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#1
So today at my girlfriends school. This punk ass, grabbed her and kissed her, in the forceful sort of way. He knows she has been going out with me for 2 years.

I know the obvious answer is kick his ass...But this is the problem:

My gf - 17 years old
This kid - 16
Me -18

So what do I do from here? Ignore the legal/moral ramifications and kick his ass anyways? Get someone else to do my dirty work? Go with a good ol' threat? He already got a good groin shot, should I just leave it at that? Something else?
#2
Do the exact same thing to him, see how he likes it
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#4
Threaten to beat him down. Don't use a death threat though, that'll get you in even more trouble than actually kicking his ass.
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#8
Quote by tremeloud
Do the exact same thing to him, see how he likes it


+1.

Yoiu should definitly do this.
#9
Well you could have your girlfriend press charges for sexual harassment
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#11
Look in the 'how would you torture the above user' thread and pick some ideas there
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#14
Kick his ass, seabass.


Then bail with the quickness
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#15
beat his ****ing ass down. kill him. beat him up. kill him. seriously. are you gonna take that?
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#17
slice up his parents in chili n feed it to him licking up his tears laughing at him while his favorite band laughs at him for being a punk ass little bitch lol
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#18
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slice up his parents in chili n feed it to him licking up his tears laughing at him while his favorite band laughs at him for being a punk ass little bitch lol


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He must die....
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#19
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Well you could have your girlfriend press charges for sexual harassment


This.
#20
Just mentally give him hell so you don't get in legal trouble, I'm sorry that happened man, I'd be breaking everything around me if anyone pulled that with my girlfriend
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#22
Spread rumors about the size of his manhood and his sexual insecurity.
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#23
Quote by tremeloud
Do the exact same thing to him, see how he likes it

Hire the most unpopular girl in school to do the same thing to him. Don't be afraid to pay well. Then hire any guy for the same purpose/do it yourself the next day.

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#24
Well...I'm giving thought to fighting. Cause I'm pissed. You just dont do that.

Since, legally. If he gets me for assualt, my gf will get him for sexual harassment. I doubt he will risk that.

And the Tale of the Tape:

ME                                        HIM 
5'7"                                      5'11" 
140 lb                                  160 lb-ish  
18 years of age                             16
Does Ju Jitsu


And I suppose its not like beating up a little kid....
Last edited by Captain Insano at Feb 24, 2009,
#26
Quote by Captain Insano
Well...I'm giving thought to fighting.

Since, legally. If he gets me for assualt, my gf will get him for sexual harassment. I doubt he will risk that.

And the Tale of the Tape:

ME                                        HIM 
5'7" 5'11"
140 lb 160 lb-ish
18 years of age 16
Does Ju Jitsu


And I suppose its not like beating up a little kid....


Don't bother fighting him...just sue the **** out of him with sexual harassment charges. He'll be labeled a sex offender for life. You don't get hurt by legal issues, but he gets ****ed over by being an ass
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#28
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He's got 4 inches and 20 pounds on you. Flatten his ass.


Wow...4 inches and 20 pounds....this thread just became awesome
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#29
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Do the exact same thing to him, see how he likes it


jesus...so ****ing funny. i lol'd
#31
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Buy the man a beer for displaying his confidence and fine taste in woman.

Actually, this, very very publicly, and tell him if he needs to practice kissing that badly, you can easily buy him a hooker.

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#32
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Don't bother fighting him...just sue the **** out of him with sexual harassment charges. He'll be labeled a sex offender for life. You don't get hurt by legal issues, but he gets ****ed over by being an ass

I'm digging this
No sense in getting charges pressed against you, just so you can do the same back to him, just sue his ass.
#33
Thats messed. Who the F*** does that?

I wouldn't beat his ass though (although he certainly deserves it...)

Personally, I would find a way to publicly humiliate him.
#34
Wow he's a dick. I would get your school/police/your parents/her parents involved if he keeps doing stuff. Kicking his ass could get you in huge trouble.
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#35
I think it's funny you added you do ju jitsu haha

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#36
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Actually, this, very very publicly, and tell him if he needs to practice kissing that badly, you can easily buy him a hooker.

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong; people are not supposed to agree with me.
#37
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No, no, no, you've got it all wrong; people are not supposed to agree with me.

Oh. ......Sorry.

You're an idiot, RUE. You will rue that post for its udder stupidity. For it is so stupid, it made that cow that Walter is always messing with on Fringe appear brilliant.

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#38
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Buy the man a beer for displaying his confidence and fine taste in woman.

man, you're everywhere, you're the new Kensai
#39
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Oh. ......Sorry.

You're an idiot, RUE. You will rue that post for its udder stupidity. For it is so stupid, it made that cow that Walter is always messing with on Fringe appear brilliant.

(better?)

I...I think so, I really didn't udderstand half of your post because I don't know what the fringe is

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