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#1
Alright so as of now we all pretty much know that a Z000mbeh APOCAPLYSE is evident and if you don't then read this. 5 Scientific reasons why zombies could exist! Alright so now that you know the facts i want to know what your plans are if it really happens.

What 5 things will you bring?

Which 2 People would you go with?

What would be your form of transportation?

Where would you go?

Your weapon of choice?


Personally i would bring my laptop, my cell phone, a ****load of zap-able burritoes, a microwave, and an ipod! I would probably bring my family. I would highjack a tank and drive down the highway running them over! i would deffinetly go to a mall and try to fight them off like dead rising! and my weapon of choice would be a mini gun, to plow through millions at a time! so give me your plan!
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#3
Zombies don't know how to operate elevators....


I'd store food that won't go to waste...

lotsa of canned soups and stuff...


and chill up there in my 9th floor dorm

and watch the zombies.
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#5
I'd bring a searchbar.
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#7
Simple, don't have sex. The couple that has sex always dies. I plan on not having sex, unless it's too late, of course.
#8
Why the hell are there so many of these threads? Why not 'How Would YOU Survive Nuclear War?" or "How Would YOU Survive Without Using The Search Bar Once in A While?"

Sorry... I had to.
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#9
Bring:
1. Canned Foods
2. My Dog
3. Laptop
4. PDA
5. C4

People:
My Brother (Marine )
Dad (also Marine)

Transport:
My 4x4 offroader

Where:
Local mall

Weapon:
12 Gauge Shotty
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#10
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Bring:
1. Canned Foods
2. My Dog
3. Laptop
4. PDA
5. C4

items in bold totally arent gonna make it.


anyway, i believe shotgun mouthwash would come in handy in a scenario like this.
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#11
I would bring my a guitar, as many books as I could carry, my contacts, lots of extra socks and undies, and stuff to draw and paint with.. I'm adding a sixth. I need a toothbrush, otherwise I would be fed to the zombies because of my morning-breath.

I'd bring Goest and my cat. I would go to a part of the earth where growing fruit was possible... I don't want scurvy. Hmm, I would choose a cricket bat like in Shaun of the Dead, just to reference it. If I'm going to die, I'd like to be having fun doing it. Or a potato gun.. I would get three bikes. They're light enough we could run and carry them if needed, or just pedal away from the zombies into the sunset.

But of course, this all depends on the kind of zombie.. I prefer the slow, stupid, brain-hungry kind. None of the fast, intelligent ones.
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#12
my god,BEST THING IVE READ IN MONTHS *because i was banned :*(* but id totally go to this gun shop and set camp there.Take a few 12 gauge shotguns and BOOM HEADSHOT.
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#13
I'd only need to bring 1 item. A search bar.

But since im too much of a sucker for zombie games, I'll participate.

1. Guns
2.Non perishible food items
3. Fishing Gear (you'll see...)
4. Boat
5. Flashlights

I'd take my two best friends. If im going down, im going down with them.


For transportation, I'd steal a groccery store semi truck. Then I would drive it to the lake I live by. Store everything in a lake house that I would take over by force. It would cut down the area that the zombies could attack me by 50%. PLUS, I could retreat to the middle of the lake if i wanted to, and fish for survival.


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#14
Shotgun.
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#15
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What 5 things will you bring?

Which 2 People would you go with?

What would be your form of transportation?

Where would you go?

Your weapon of choice?


-gun, machete, baseball bat, a bottle of booze, and a copy of the Cro-Mags' Age of Quarrel

-Some girl I would end up banging and a token black guy.

-Automobile

-The mall, duh

-mad gunz and Age of Quarrel on repeat

Just like a movie.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#16
I would go alone, no one to worry about except myself.

Would use swords mainly, never run out of ammo.
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#17
Lol@the people saying a mall or wal mart or something....that's the last place you'd wanna be.....end up being cornered by 10000000000 zombies.

The best thing to do is to stay mobile, I'd probably go into the mountains or something.
#18
Now time to follow the rules of the game!


What 5 things will you bring?
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1. Canned food! Lots of it.
2. My laptop bag which will containt...: Laptop, Laptop accessories, music CDs.
3. Sketchbook and Art Pencils! They're one item!
4. Canteen!
5. My Wallet with the stuff in it.

Which 2 People would you go with?
-Umm...
Mao and my lil bro

What would be your form of transportation?
-"You two! Get behind me!" *runs*
lol. Of course, any car would do.

Where would you go?
-Dorm like I posted.

Your weapon of choice?
-Whatever i can find!!!
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#19
Become a zombie myself and climb my way up to the superbadass alpha-zombie rank. What? Surviving is a lot of pressure...
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#21
Ha fools that have not read the zombie survival guide....
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#22
i would take a medium fast walk away from the zombies....that'll teach em to mess with me
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#23
What 5 things will you bring?Stick, gold medal, gps, unlimited supply of food, lucky charm/mp3

Which 2 People would you go with?Michael Phelps(ull see y) GOD(WHO ELSE)

What would be your form of transportation?Michael Phelps

Where would you go?Island via Michael Phelps

Your weapon of choice?Roundhouse kick/falcon punch in can
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#24
I would bring Chuck Norris.


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#26
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Simple, don't have sex. The couple that has sex always dies. I plan on not having sex, unless it's too late, of course.

better to have hot fear of being eaten by zombie sex than to be that black guy that dies first and doesnt get laid
#27
Duno, probably just stop trying to bring the filth of /b/ to places like this and hope that the "zombies" see the better side of me.
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#28
Five things to bring: Full motorbike gear (durable to stop bites). Bottle of whiskey (sterilize things / calm nerves). Hand saw (Chopping trees / last minute weapon). Bandages (Cover any open wounds / use as ropes). Gold (could be used to barter in any post-apocolyptic colonies that are set up).

Two people: the first 2 people I run into that are physically fit and are able to deal well under pressure.

Vehicle: depends on how much fuel would be available. If lots than a motorbike, if none than a good mountain bike. Easier to maneuver through the carnage a world wide epidemic would bring.

Place: 2 story house in a rural area, demolish the stairs, replace with a rope ladder. Clear out all the lower floor so there's no way for them to get up the top and also cut down all trees within 20 metres of the house.

Weapon of choice: ideally a light saber (cuts straight through them while sealing the wounds which stop any chance of infection from their blood). Other than that any kind of long range rifle with adequete ammo, failing having lots of ammo then a polearm of some description (keeps them at a distance).
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Five things to bring: Full motorbike gear (durable to stop bites). Bottle of whiskey (sterilize things / calm nerves). Hand saw (Chopping trees / last minute weapon). Bandages (Cover any open wounds / use as ropes). Gold (could be used to barter in any post-apocolyptic colonies that are set up).

Two people: the first 2 people I run into that are physically fit and are able to deal well under pressure.

Vehicle: depends on how much fuel would be available. If lots than a motorbike, if none than a good mountain bike. Easier to maneuver through the carnage a world wide epidemic would bring.

Place: 2 story house in a rural area, demolish the stairs, replace with a rope ladder. Clear out all the lower floor so there's no way for them to get up the top and also cut down all trees within 20 metres of the house.

Weapon of choice: ideally a light saber (cuts straight through them while sealing the wounds which stop any chance of infection from their blood). Other than that any kind of long range rifle with adequete ammo, failing having lots of ammo then a polearm of some description (keeps them at a distance).

sounds as if u have been planning this for a while, know something we dont????
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#31
i'd bring the vaccine for the zombie disease
lube
box of tissues
some playboy mags

duke nukem would tag along and some real hot babes

and my weapon of choice would be a what? thats right! penis
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#33
do all of you actually know how to handle a 12 gauge shotgun?


and you can't possibly think there will be a zombie apocalypse IRL
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#34
id become a stow away on a oil rig.....never seen a zombie swim before..................
#38
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Have you read World War Z btw? It's written by the same dude and it's like 5 times better.

But anyway:

What 5 things will you bring? : Shotgun, ammo, water, canned food, cigs, lighter.

Which 2 People would you go with? : Probably my roommate and somebody we found along the way.

What would be your form of transportation? : Walking

Where would you go? : Who knows?

Your weapon of choice? : Obviously the shotgun... Best zombie killer ever made!
#39
Do people realise that power stations wouldnt be on so laptops would be useless after a few hours...
#40
Id bring my les paul so i can hit them with it.
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