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Cup size has more than one meaning at a new Maine coffeehouse. Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors on Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, "Over 18 only." Another says, "No cameras, no touching, cash only." On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by, the Kennebec Journal reported. The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.


Wish I could go


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Topless coffee shop opens in US
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On the one hand, you get to see boobies.
On the other, coffee shops are boring as all hell.

I'll stick to the titty bars.
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On the one hand, you get to see boobies.
On the other, coffee shops are boring as all hell.

I'll stick to the titty bars.


On the third hand, you can't get any of them into your hands at either place.
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On the third hand, you can't get any of them into your hands at either place.

No, but at our titty bar, you can have them rubbed on your face.
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i for one am appalled that they would flagrantly wave their exposed bosoms at the noble health inspectors of america.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
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Sounds excellent.


But can you get coffee there?

Sadly, no.

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Sadly, no.



Now see, if they did, it'd be quite the perfect establishment.

Plus, what stripper wouldn't like hot coffee spit across their breasts when the patron is so surprised at their size!

Imagine the possibilities!
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Quote by Tire Me.
Now see, if they did, it'd be quite the perfect establishment.

Plus, what stripper wouldn't like hot coffee spit across their breasts when the patron is so surprised at their size!

Imagine the possibilities!

Some dreams should just be kept dreams...

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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
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Quote by Tire Me.
Now see, if they did, it'd be quite the perfect establishment.

Plus, what stripper wouldn't like hot coffee spit across their breasts when the patron is so surprised at their size!

Imagine the possibilities!


Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Hot Coffee".

ololol

/nerd
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On the third hand, you can't get any of them into your hands at either place.

We have a couple full contact clubs here
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#17
Well here's what you do.

1. Go to titty bar

2. Have titties rubbed in face then get drunk as ****

3. DRIVE to titty coffee shop

4. ????????

5. TITTIES!!!!
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Well here's what you do.

1. Go to titty bar

2. Have titties rubbed in face then get drunk as ****

3. DRIVE to titty coffee shop

4. ????????

5. TITTIES!!!!

Dude...


You're a ****ing genius.
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There has to be a catch. I wouldnt be suprised if by topless it means topless guys.

also, I dont know how i would feel about drinking their coffee it might have real breast milk in it.
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Well here's what you do.

1. Go to titty bar

2. Have titties rubbed in face then get drunk as ****

3. DRIVE to titty coffee shop

4. ????????

5. TITTIES!!!!




Getting drunk. Tits. Driving drunk. Coffee bar with tits.

Nice.

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There has to be a catch. I wouldnt be suprised if by topless it means topless guys.

also, I dont know how i would feel about drinking their coffee it might have real breast milk in it.


Guess you didn't read the part about the topless waiter.
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There has to be a catch. I wouldnt be suprised if by topless it means topless guys.

also, I dont know how i would feel about drinking their coffee it might have real breast milk in it.


who wouldn't like that? that would be awesome!
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Dude...


You just got sigged!

Dude...


You're gettin' a Dell!!


Wait, nvm.
Thanks for the sig, though!!
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Great now i can drink coffey and have a woody..
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#26
Why go to a Topless coffee shop when you can go to a bikini car wash, it's almost as good
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Why go to a Topless coffee shop when you can go to a bikini car wash, it's almost as good



Pshhhhh, a local stripclub here does topless car washes.

Aww yeah.
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:l poor girls, hot coffee + shirtless = lolwut burns



Oh my God, the pain

I speak as one who has spilt coffee down their chest before. I foresee third degree burns!
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hello, I'd like *drools*


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#32
This is pretty close to me. If I was 18 I'd go for the lolz.
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#33
I wouldn't go. I hate coffee shops. If I go I'll have start a blog to write on while at the coffee shop with my new laptop that I'd have to buy and titties aren't worth becoming a blog writing coffee shop hipster. I don't like coffee anyway.
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now theres somewhere i would like to write on my laptop. by the way, is it a 'hot-spot' ?


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But Hawkeye's from there

The place is like 95% unpopulated woods where ATV rednecks flourish, the other 5 percent is a nice, scenic coastline. Seriously, there's like 10 roads in Maine.
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Well here's what you do.

1. Go to titty bar

2. Have titties rubbed in face then get drunk as ****

3. DRIVE to titty coffee shop

4. ????????

5. TITTIES!!!!

For once the Designated Driver has something to look forward too.

And something tells me that's not the only DD that's gonna be hanging around, if you catch my drift...
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She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
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