#1
So today lent starts, for those of you who don't know, its the start of fasting for 40 days and 40 nights, personally, i won't be able to fast, but i have been thinking of giving one of my vices up for 40 days, first i considered not drinking alcohol, which seemed fair enough, but then when i really thought about it, when i go out with my friends in the evening, usually i drink, i can have a good time without it but it makes a good time better in a club or whatever, plus if i happen to score with a girl then i would feel bad about it if i was sober and she was drunk.

So then i decided to try getting up at no later than 8am for 40 days, but then that is too easy and just tiring as ****. Anyway, after some deliberation, i have come to a solution that i will most probably regret...

No masturbating. Thats right, no masturbating, or more to the point, i am not allowed to cum, be it by sex (even though i am not actually getting any at this moment in time) or fapping. So does anyone else want to join me in this pact or at least give some morale support?
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#2
Im giving up meat and... Fapping, ill give it about two days.


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#3
I'm starving myself to death.

a martyr I am.
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#5
I don't see the point myself, and you won't last.

Good luck TS.




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#7
See how you didn't wanna give up the other things? That means they're the things you should give up.

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#10
You're aware that when they say fast for 40 days and 40 nights, it doesn't refer to food, so much as it does to your vices?

I did the no masturbation thing last year. It's rough. You have to be tough to succeed. G'luck.

Edit: It's actually 47 days, sundays don't count toward the total.
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#13
Welll....

You can masturbate on sunday, it doesnt apply.

Fasting, in terms of food, means that you can have one big meal a day and the other two meals cannot equal that one big meal. That means that the big meal could be as big as a table and the other two meals could be half a table.

When you turn 65 you do not have to fast anymore.

My point is that it is all bull****. If you want a real idea for lent, try this:

Every day write a letter to someone you normally wouldn't talk to and thank them for whatever reasons you can think of.

It is, to me, a much better and more thoughtful idea.
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#14
So you pondered giving up alcohol and premarital sex for religious reasons, but then decided against it?

You, sir, are a mystery.
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Welll....

You can masturbate on sunday, it doesnt apply.

Fasting, in terms of food, means that you can have one big meal a day and the other two meals cannot equal that one big meal. That means that the big meal could be as big as a table and the other two meals could be half a table.

When you turn 65 you do not have to fast anymore.

My point is that it is all bull****. If you want a real idea for lent, try this:

Every day write a letter to someone you normally wouldn't talk to and thank them for whatever reasons you can think of.

It is, to me, a much better and more thoughtful idea.

those fasting rules only apply to roman catholics
#17
i dont know i think the no cuming would suck but im athiest so i dont have to give up any thing good luck
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#20
Well, my regimen is at least once every two days, its definately something i don't want to give up, but it dosen't really get in the way of my routine, when i go out with friends, its a laugh but then it gets better when alcohol is introduced, i think at the moment when i see a picture of a hot girl or see a gorgeous woman in a club or on the train or whatever i just have to blot it out really, maybe imagine they don't have tits or a vagina or that they are related to me or something.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
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Yeah I remember seeing two of those threads yesterday.
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#22
Hypocrit....
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#23
There was a thread just like this yesterday, and most of the replies were similar too...

I won't report it though, 'cause people who report threads like this need to get a life

Anyway, I've heard that people who fap regularly, and then suddenly give it up, explode in a wave of cum after 23 days and 10 hours...
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#24
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I don't see the point myself, and you won't last.

Good luck TS.


tara reid is sooooo hot....fappity fappity fap fap fap!
#25
Giving up is for quitters...

LET'S GET BAKED!!
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#26
So what you going to do if you score? I mean, ok, girl might think you are a really good guy and dedicated and all that. But before long she's GOT to test your will power. She has no option about this 'cos girls are made that way.
I'd stick with the no booze and let her take her chances. Easy cum easy go.
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#27
For lent I'm giving up my copious amounts of cocaine and rampant unprotected sex, wish me luck.
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#28
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LET'S GET BAKED!!


I don't smoke weed lol, not that i look down upon people who do, i don't mind, but i don't see any attraction in it, i laugh for a bit, get hungry then get tired, then when i wake up i feel drained, if i do it too often i get paranoid and lazy.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#30
Soda
Nothing carbonated.
And That is a big deal to me.
I generally drink 2 or 3 carbonated beveerages a day.
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#31
Lent is stupid. God wants you to be happy not torture yourself for his pleasure.
#32
Giving up fapping along with 4 of my mates.
It's gonna be very tough...
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#33
I've given up digestion, and doubled my intake of alcohol, drugs, coffee and cigarettes.
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#34
I'm gonna try to do half an hour of physics revision a night.
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#35
im giving up pucskis
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