#1
I wasn't trolling. I am totally serious. This guy has tons of fanboys everywhere(i know a good handful of them). He was a total bastard(he left his wife and son without any guilt), made average music(though it did make a significant impact in pop music), and it really confuses me how millions of people(read:morons) worship him like a god.
#2
i must not feed the troll
i must not feed the troll
i must not feed the troll
i must not feed the troll
i must not feed the troll
i must not feed the troll
i must not feed the troll
i must not feed the troll
i must not feed the troll

DAMN!
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."