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#1
OK so my girlfriend and i have a bet and she is letting me choose what i win when i win the bet

so pit if your significant other, or future significant other, asked you this what would it be?


inb4 anal
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Anyone agree there or am i on my own?
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#4
69, brah.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#6
But your obviously going to lose the bet...
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

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#11
For the bitch to shut up when I say so, for one week.
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#14
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Ask for your weight in cheese.

+1
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Could be, but the most important thing to remember is that it wasn't your fault, even if it was.
#15
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Lots and lots of bouncy balls.


I like how you think my friend.
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makes jizz shoot out of your don johnson
#17
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Lots and lots of bouncy balls.


this might have just changed my mind on what i want
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Anyone agree there or am i on my own?
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#18
Quote by MightyAl
Have aural sex

I'm going to have to try that, although the ear canal seems a bit of a tight fit.
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#19
oh those of little imagination

you ask for your every and any sexual desire to be fufilled upon you request at any time or place for the next year.
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#22
A massive sandwich.

Take that as you will...
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#23
Quote by centorium
oh those of little imagination

you ask for your every and any sexual desire to be fufilled upon you request at any time or place for the next year.

well said, good sir
#24
This sounds familiar...


I had a girlfriend who thought she could quit smoking cigs and I bet that she couldn't and if I ever caught her, I g-g-g-g-get some head.


Long story short, I won.
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#26
sex wit her mom...just to see what she says
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#28
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Have aural sex



HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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#29
Seems like you made a bet with your girlfriend.

It happens every day.

Why's this so awesome?
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#31
Quote by strat0blaster
Seems like you made a bet with your girlfriend.

It happens every day.

Why's this so awesome?


I think he was trying to show off.


I am not amused
#32
Quote by jmonko
I like this.


How about your weight in cheese balls?



How about your cheese in weight balls?
#33
Be nice, don't ask for anything, if you be sweet about it, you'll probably get just as much if not more than if you ask for a sexual act.
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#34
Quote by St.Loony
How about your cheese in weight balls?


How about your balls in a weight of cheese?
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

Last edited by notsojoeyb4eva at Feb 25, 2009,
#35
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How your balls in a weight of cheese?


How about your weight in cheese?
#36
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Ask for your weight in cheese.

and bagels
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#37
Quote by St.Loony
How about your weight in cheese?

You mean an amount of cheese equal to your weight, or a cheese in the shape of numbers representing your weight?
#38
Quote by MightyAl
You mean an amount of cheese equal to your weight, or a cheese in the shape of numbers representing your weight?


I want a goat.

#39
Quote by MightyAl
You mean an amount of cheese equal to your weight, or a cheese in the shape of numbers representing your weight?



Cheese your in weight numbers you amount mean cheese weight, shape an of representing equal a to or your?
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