#1
do you think a duck would work as a pet
i saw the guys in "Freinds" having a duck as pet.

#7
Hmmm a duck... well they are kinda cute

Personally, I think having an ostridge would be funny.

They lay HUGE eggs to eat, and I remember a funny piece of footage of a guy being chased by an ostridge with its mouth wide open

lmfaooooo
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#8
Well I don't see why not, as long as you cared for it properly. I dunno if you'd be better off building a pond for it or something, rather than keeping it indoors.
#9
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That's a sexy looking duck.

Oh yeah.


On topic: I don't see why not. It'd obviously be different from a dog or cat, but from what I know they are smart enough to live with humans as pets. I don't know whether there's a way to get it house-trained, you'd probably need a big garden and a stable for it.
#10
what would you do with it? i can't imagine a duck being a very fun pet..

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#11
The great thing about having a duck for a pet is when you get tired of it shitting everywhere you have dinner.
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#12
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what would you do with it? i can't imagine a duck being a very fun pet..

They can be pretty agressive animals. Just get one that is an especially big arsehole and terrorise the neighbours' cats.
#13
I used to have 11 ducks and 17 chickens. They were great pets, kept you eating breakfast (eggs, not the birds). Ducks eventually start following you after you are seen as their God (provider of food). Watch out if you have foxes nearby though, I was mortified when Edwardo was eaten.
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Hmmm a duck... well they are kinda cute

Personally, I think having an ostridge would be funny.

They lay HUGE eggs to eat, and I remember a funny piece of footage of a guy being chased by an ostridge with its mouth wide open

lmfaooooo

I love you for that spelling of ostrich.
#16
I know someone who has 2 pet ducks, so it works
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#17
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what would you do with it? i can't imagine a duck being a very fun pet..


i dunno, they look funny
#18
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They can be pretty agressive animals. Just get one that is an especially big arsehole and terrorise the neighbours' cats.

There isn't any better entertainment than watching a duck kick a cats ass.
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#20
My friend had 7 of them. They're okay, but they're not very entertaining. Also, they're pretty stupid.
#21
I want a duckling they're so ****ing cute.
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#23
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Ducks are mean as hell. There's a bunch of ducks around my neighborhood and they all hiss at people if they get too close. (about 10 feet)

You just live in a bad neighborhood.
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#24
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#25
I led a duck into my house once and trapped it. It flipped the **** out. My duck pet plan failed...
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#27
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back in high school I knew a girl who had a duck


interesting indeed
#28
Some say he knows two facts about ducks and both of them are wrong

Sorry, I couldn't resist
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#31
get your self a duck i had one when i was 8 just make sure you keep it outside other wise it'll probably **** everywhere in the house
#33
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You just live in a bad neighborhood.

I imagine the ducks being like the dancers in Michael Jackson's "bad" video. An entertaining thought, to me at least.
#34
Well first off i think you saw ''friends''

second Ducks would work as pets i guess but then again, would you like to have em kwekking around the house whilst playing guitar?

Theyd make an excellent Bed partner or breakfast tho
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