#1
I'm going to Kansas City to finally see my lady, and possibly lose my virginity hehe. So anyone know the area that could tell me a good place to take her?
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#2
The harvest fest. Yeeeee-haaaw!
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#3
There's quite a few public toilets there
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#4
I'm going to Kansas City to finally see my lady, and possibly lose my virginity hehe. So anyone know the area that could tell me a good place to take her?


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#12
I'm from Kansas City! Come to my house Tayroar.
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#13
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I'm from Kansas City! Come to my house Tayroar.


She is on the Missouri side.
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#14
why not get a girl that lives in YOUR town? or at least closer to it?
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#15
Relationship thread retard. God I get tired of idiots, espically stupid ones trying to brag.
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#16
Use whatever you can find on your parents drawer.
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#17
****, got a big backseat?

In the car, I mean.
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#18
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why not get a girl that lives in YOUR town? or at least closer to it?


.....because I love her? Does it matter? You don't have to drive, why not just critique yourself?
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#19
is it an internet gf? have you ever met her in person?
if not, I second tedward ^
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#20
Do it in the middle of a crowded mall. Not only will you lose your virginity, but you'll be on tv!
#21
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She is on the Missouri side.

It's all the same, dude. Go to Worlds of Fun (theme park) or hang out on the plaza.
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#22
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is it an internet gf? have you ever met her in person?
if not, I second tedward ^


I have.
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