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#1
Sorry if this has been done before.... But I don't care


Pre - Lock my door usually

Post - crank up some metalz!
#2
pre: look at pics of your mum

during: look at pics of your mum

after: say goodbye to your mum
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#3
lol

Pre - Go to a neighboring elementary school
Post - Cry
Quote by FbSa
Back in the 70's I decided to take all the frets off Jaco's Bass thinking he would play worse. Man did that backfire.

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']FUCK YES.

GSAWS, I LOVE YOU.
#4
pre: look at pics of your mum

during: look at pics of your mum

after: say goodbye to your mum
#6
pre: rub bannanas on my nipples

post: animal sacrifice (for i have sinned, and a sacrifice is needed to be forgiven)
#7
Pre: Set up the webcam

Post: Call my grandmom for the payment.
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#8
I do my sexercises first.

Then I clean my screen.
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You'll Never Walk Alone
Last edited by kidsilcon at Feb 25, 2009,
#9
Pre- Say hello to my girlfriend

Post- Say thankyou to my girlfriend.
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#10
Quote by Kensai
Pre: Set up the webcam

Post: Call my grandmom for the payment.



You still have a Grandma?
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#12
Pre- turn up television volume.

Post - stop watching full house

Quote by foob85
Pre- look at porn

Post- look at porn

During- play guitar


wat.
#15
Fap. Yes, I do it before and after I fap.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
#16
I don't understand this website's fascination with the masturbation habits of other men.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#17
Quote by Supertait
You still have a Grandma?


them swedes...
Warmoth Strat w/ Lace Holy Grails
'07 Roadhouse Strat
Washburn WD-21 all Koa Acoustic
Marshall JCM-2000 TSL-122
Bugera V-5
#18
pre-warming up the peanut butter
during-cooling down the peanut butter
after-cleaning up the peanut butter
#19
Quote by StageLife30
Pre- turn up television volume.

Post - stop watching full house


wat.

I like to rub the strings on my penis.
#21


Pre: Make sure I'm in an area with multiple small children watching.

During: Lets just say "Pencil sharpener". Be creative

Post: Get an ice pack and a band-aid.
#22
Quote by foob85
I like to rub the strings on my penis.

And I thought I was the only one!
#23
Pre - Look through random UGers profiles
During - See Above
Post - Print out the UGer I stop on's profile pic and stick it in my big book of Ugers I've fapped on
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#26
Quote by faultyy
Pre - Look through random UGers profiles
During - See Above
Post - Print out the UGer I stop on's profile pic and stick it in my big book of Ugers I've fapped on


My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#27
Quote by faultyy
Pre - Look through random UGers profiles
During - See Above
Post - Print out the UGer I stop on's profile pic and stick it in my big book of Ugers I've fapped on


Am i in the big book?
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#29
Quote by Supertait
You still have a Grandma?

hes not old i hope you know that, its a gimmick(sp?)
#30
Quote by Supertait
Am i in the big book?


Can't tell you man, if I start giving names out it will ruin any chance of a publishing deal
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#32
Quote by -tempest-
hes not old i hope you know that, its a gimmick(sp?)


WHAT!?!?!?!

You're telling me that people lie about who they are on the internet?
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#37
Quote by StageLife30
just fapped an hour ago. talk to me in an hour

It's okay, you can watch.
#39
Quote by Supertait
WHAT!?!?!?!

You're telling me that people lie about who they are on the internet?

i couldn't imagine anyone doing that...
Last edited by -tempest- at Feb 25, 2009,
#40
pre: while the video loads do some ab workouts (i have a slow computer)

Post: investigate mi load (its usually just kinda runny and dull)
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