#1
Have You Ever Gotten New Underwear (Or Boxers) And Farted (Wet Fart), Ruining That Pair? It's Was So F*cking Nasty And This Happened In Multimedia Today So I Had To Sit Through The Rest Of The Class In Sh*tty Misery.

#5
Sounds like you need one of those giant anal plugs for people who can't control their wet farts.

They're in WalMart.
We're only strays.