#1
This is 100% serious,

today me and my girlfriend were having sex, and the one fricken time i got to finish in her mouth i screwed up. Everything was going great, i finished, she spit it out immediately saying "what the hell was that?" and sure enough, there were small drops of something red in the uhh.. product.

i dont masterbate anymore than once every two or three days, and i really hardly ever have sex.

..should i be worried? it doesnt hurt at all.
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#2
See a doctor.
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#3
Of course you shouldn't be worried, it's perfectly normal!
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#7
I looked it up once and it means you could possibly have aids. No Joke.


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#10
I made a thread about this before, was pretty crazy but it only happened about 3-4 times and hasnt happened since. It's OK it makes you br00talz
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#12
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i feel horrible for all my "cum blood on her" jokes now

i actually came blood INSIDE her, and it didnt feel like win at all
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