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(02-25) 10:34 PST Los Angeles, CA (AP) --

The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn.

Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children.

Suleman gave birth to octuplets at a Bellflower hospital on Jan. 26, and already had six other children. The home the unemployed single-mother lives in is facing foreclosure.

Vivid says the offer was sent Tuesday via overnight mail and there has been no immediate response.

The offer letter says Suleman's video would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has released videos starring Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian.

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her vagina must be the size of a limo...who'd want to see that?
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#6
$1,000,000 could send all fourteen of those little twerps to college.


My advice: break out the 8mm.


EDIT: Okay, who else thinks her pregnant belly looks like a giant uni-boob?
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OH GOD MY EYES!!

No, really. A friend of mine's wife just had twins, and I thought she looked big when she was pregnant. That's disturbing.
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#9
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P.S, that is her.


Like I needed to see that, *warned*
#12
Lol she ate the willy wonka dinner in a pill and is turning into the desert.
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#13
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bbw?lol ew


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#14
I wouldn't watch it, but if I were her I'd take the offer.
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#15
Holy **** she´s disgusting!
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#16
You guys do realize that she wouldn't be preggers anymore but instead would have a large flap of skin dangling from her stomach.
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$1,000,000 could send all fourteen of those little twerps to college.


My advice: break out the 8mm.


EDIT: Okay, who else thinks her pregnant belly looks like a giant uni-boob?

I think it looks more like a giant red veiny lemon.
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I think it looks more like a giant red veiny lemon.

i agree
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#20
Wow. Could you imagine how many wangs you could fit in her?
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#23
Ahg! Who the fu ck would want to fu ck her?! Oh my god! its got to be like the grand cayon done there
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You guys do realize that she wouldn't be preggers anymore but instead would have a large flap of skin dangling from her stomach.

I do realize that, and I'm debating which will be worse...
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This would get me anti-hard.

My wang would literally revert into my body and never return.


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#28
She'll probably do it. She obviously doesn't care what people think of her.
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#30
i'd hit it
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Like I needed to see that, *warned*

Apparently we can warn people now

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#32
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My thoughts are they are just trying to prove that she is an attention whore.



Fixed
#34
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They should get a guy with a 9 inch and call it Eight Isn't Enough.


Nah, I think I'll pass.
#35
I suggest she do midget porn.


You could fit an entire little person in there.
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You guys do realize that she wouldn't be preggers anymore but instead would have a large flap of skin dangling from her stomach.


I bet she could give one mean flapjob.
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#37
oh god....my lasagnas all over my key board

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My thoughts are they are just trying to prove that she is an attention whore.


it seems like she doesn't care about the attention, it's more about the money buddy

i mean she has 14 kids to take care of
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Wow. Could you imagine how many wangs you could fit in her?

That just blew my mind.
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Quote by ScottElwood
You guys do realize that she wouldn't be preggers anymore but instead would have a large flap of skin dangling from her stomach.


They'll have to hire a guy specially just to hold up that apron of wrinkled skin so the porn star dudes can get in.
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