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Anyone seen Troll 2? This movie is about Goblins that are vegetarians so they have to turn people into vegetables and eat them. They live in a place called NILBOG and a family travels there on vacation.

In an interview with the guy who played the father he says

"Nearly all the cast members found it difficult to understand the script and when we would ask what the lines meant or how the story was to go - nobody had a clue. Claudio gave me little to no direction, very little to Connie, but some to Michael. We tried to understand the concept and context of the script, but, because the shooting was so sporadic and moved from place to place with no organization, we had very little knowledge of what was going on. It just happened and in some sort of miracle way has worked to make this a perfectly done bad movie."

I recommend watching the movie just because it's so insanely stupid. Also, this movie had nothing to do with the first Troll movie. In fact, it doesn't have trolls in it, just goblins (not sure of the difference, but hey). They only called it Troll 2 so more people would go see it.
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#3
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Anyone seen Troll 2?


tldr

But I think I saw that movie a loooong time ago. I have a faint memory of little people eating people and I think it involved a bunch of cheap smoke, bubbles, and slimey fake limbs. Sound close?

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#4
That sounds awesome actually. Who's in it?

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tldr

But I think I saw that movie a loooong time ago. I have a faint memory of little people eating people and I think it involved a bunch of cheap smoke, bubbles, and slimey fake limbs. Sound close?

OT: I think the worst movie I ever watched willfully was probably The Sixth Sense. I ****ing knew it the whole time.

yep that sounds right haha. damn, its so lame... the people didnt even care if they were getting murdered or not.
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#7
back door sluts 9
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#10
The Village. God that movie was a let down.
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#12
lol
NILBOG= goblin spelled backwards....
with the lack of imagination of the writers well yeah it surely sucked
#13
The Apple. I was watching with a friend around 3am and we both said out loud it was terrible but we couldn't turn it off. The song lyrics are just SO bad it's unbelievable.
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That sounds awesome actually. Who's in it?

a bunch of people who's only movie was that one. really, a bunch of no name people. i watched this movie on the internet, and i would post a link to it, but i'm afraid it's against the TOS
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#16
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us From Evil is pretty terrible. In fact, one could say it sucks.
#19
Santa with Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan and Mila Kunis
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^ wow i actually almost missed that hahaha iforgot your a genious


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#22
Jackass 1 & 2

All they do is make stupid jokes and hurt each other..


But I'm loving every single minute of it
#23
Hocus Pocus.. IT's amazing, and EVERYONE LOVES IT, damnit! Oh, and Labyrinth. I mean, David Bowie bulge.. Need I say more?

I will. Probably Kazaam... Good Burger, which is amazing. Scamper the Penguin anyone?
#24
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Jackass 1 & 2

All they do is make stupid jokes and hurt each other..


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#25
Napolean Dynamite.

I watched it for an hour and I just kinda snapped out of it and said "what the hell am I doing?"
#28
Oh God! They're eating her! Then they're going to eat me! Ahhhhhh!!!

/troll 2

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#29
Pink Flamingos
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#30
dont the trolls/goblins get killed by eating some high cholesterol food or something like that
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#31
Scorpion King 2. I swear, the acting was so horrid while the rest was so awesome.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I was on mushrooms at the time.
#32
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a bunch of people who's only movie was that one. really, a bunch of no name people. i watched this movie on the internet, and i would post a link to it, but i'm afraid it's against the TOS

Haha man, low budget horror films are total win. +1 on whoever said The Village as well, that was shit.

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#33
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dont the trolls/goblins get killed by eating some high cholesterol food or something like that

haha yeah damn that reminds me of that certain part... it would spoil it if i said it though. more people have seen this movie than i thought. good burger is good too...
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#34
Probably the most well known scene from Troll 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4



Edit: And The Wickerman (the remake) is a movie that sucked but I couldn't stop watching. Nicolas Cage's acting sucked and made the movie unintentionally funny. I laughed pretty much the whole movie.
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#35
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The Village. God that movie was a let down.

This. The twist completely ruined the film, but all up until the final twist I thought was decent. A neat concept that needed better direction and execution.
#36
my mate has this movie called ''cloud nine from outer space''

look it up


its known as the worst movie ever made


there's over acting, underacting, boom mics, dodgy sets, ufo's clearly on a piece of string!

****ing goes right off!!!..........sooo funny
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Edit: And The Wickerman (the remake) is a movie that sucked but I couldn't stop watching. Nicolas Cage's acting sucked and made the movie unintentionally funny. I laughed pretty much the whole movie.

I saw the last 30 minutes of that movie one morning. I couldnt turn the channel. it was so amazingly bad.
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Edit: And The Wickerman (the remake) is a movie that sucked but I couldn't stop watching. Nicolas Cage's acting sucked and made the movie unintentionally funny. I laughed pretty much the whole movie.

The good guy dies in the end... and I laughed at him for it.

This is a great sign that a movie sucks.

Also this, which I found thanks to a random Pit thread....


I haven't seen it but I imagine it's like a slow-mo train wreck.

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