#1
i was just out making a rocket in my garage. the fuel was sparkler dust and red phosphorous. i was drilling the nozzle when i suddenly slipped on the drill and pushed it further into the pipe hitting the red phosphorus. now as most of us know, red phosphorus ignites with friction and drills create friction while drilling.

the resulting explosion was so loud i went deaf for 30 seconds and my eyes hurt, but i could still see. now i am inside and eyes still hurt and there is a slight ringing in my ears.
my sight is fine and i washed my eyes out but I'm worried bout my hearing.

i'm gonna go to the hospital but first i want to warn you guys.

don't be stupid about fire and explosives and stuff. today i did something REALLY stupid and u guys need to make sure u don't do what i did.

oh, and any similar stories that turned out ok to calm me down?
#2
I'm 90% deaf from a very similar incident.
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#4
The ringing CAN be permanent...

My old shop teacher's hearing is pretty much **** and he always has a ringing in his ear.
This is due to working around such loud heavy machinery and stuff so much.

He was pretty cool.
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#5
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I remember when my best friend was making cherry bombs.

Long story short, he's dead.


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my bomb was 6 spaklers and 2 boxes of matches
#6
My friend's dad took out his neighbors cat with a mortar shell and a broken tube on accident.
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#7
I've lost hearing because i like Botch. People, having your iPod up uncomfortably loud does not make you cool. Even if it's Botch.
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#9
One of my eardrums ruptured from an ear infection.

It was way more brutal than a pussy rocket explosion.
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so why are ou on the forums?
go see a doctor, before you get more retarted than you already are...


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#13
A certain death has a funny but true point. Did you know that you make meth with phosphorus?
#14
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A certain death has a funny but true point. Did you know that you make meth with phosphorus?


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#16
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I remember when my best friend was making cherry bombs.

Long story short, he's dead.

I lol'd like you wouldn't believe.