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#1
Mine is that i once groped Hayley Williams out of paramore and got away with it. Can anyone match that!?
#3
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
That's not a claim to fame.

I shot Dimebag. Beat that, dick.


Haha, awesome. I love you.
#4
RIP Dimebag.
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#5
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
That's not a claim to fame.

I shot Dimebag. Beat that, dick.


I was the mortitioner. He died from asphyxiation after his beard wrapped round his throat. Bullets didn't kill him. You failure, begone!
#6
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
That's not a claim to fame.

I shot Dimebag. Beat that, dick.



You win!!!!!!
#7
Quote by tesco__monster
You win!!!!!!



Now what?
Does this mean the thread is over?
#8
That's a claim to rape, TS, not a claim to fame.

Ehh, the Berzerker's drummer gave me a kinder egg and some jager when I was 15.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#11
Quote by neopowell
Ehh, the Berzerker's drummer gave me a kinder egg and some jager when I was 15.




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E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#12


Guy on the far right with the dreads. He was sound.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#13
Lawl, no one gets my semi-obscure jokes.
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#14
Quote by neopowell
Guy on the far right with the dreads. He was sound.

he looks like a child molester
Quote by Jackal58
I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#15
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
That's not a claim to fame.

I shot Dimebag. Beat that, dick.


really that was you?
ill be coming through your window shortly with a sawnoff, be ready.
#16
RiP DiMeBaG LoSt BuT NoT FoRgOtTen

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#17
Getting drunk with Green Day, a year before they got really famous.
"Don’t be a guitarist. Be a musician."

Steve Howe
#18
Quote by nimrod_hahahaha
he looks like a child molester


Yeah, when I say kinder egg and jager I actually mean penis.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#19
my claim to fame? i dont know, if anyone listens to As Blood Runs Black(not sure how famous they are right now) me and my friend once ate a couple pizzas with the guys from the band sadly while doing this i missed my last chance to see decapitated before Vitek passed.
GOD DAMMIT ALL
#20
One of my good friends DJs for XFM and does DJ sets with Mat Horne (the guy that presented the brits, and in gavin and stacey) and iv met him a few times, and the same guy is going out with Sunta from the XFM breakfast show (she co-presents with another guy and Alex Zane), so ive been out for drinks abit with Sunta and him, unfortunatly not met Alez Zane though.

erm. One of my best friend's girlfriend is a familyfriend of Robert Smith and he has met him a few times....I havn't though....but its still a link!
#21
My mum called Gordon Brown a 'nobhead' at Heathrow Airport to his face once, does that count?

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#23
Oh yea, and I went out for a night on the town with Tracey Barlow from Coronation Street, she's pretty cool. A friend of my uncles, he has the connections \m/

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#24
Magazine clippings you caress while beating your meat doesn't count TS.

I talked about Bob Dylan with some chick that played "Mindy" in the Nickelodeon show Drake and Josh while standing in line for a Cat Power concert at the Wilshire.

I was almost embarrassed that I recognized her.
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You're Thurstonsexual

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The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

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#25
Quote by x_thurston_x
Magazine clippings you caress while beating your meat doesn't count TS.

I talked about Bob Dylan with some chick that played "Mindy" in the Nickelodeon show Drake and Josh while standing in line for a Cat Power concert at the Wilshire.

I was almost embarrassed that I recognized her.

Dude, I know exactly who you're talking about. She's really pretty. She's a bitch on the show, though. Is she a bitch in real life?
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#26
Quote by neopowell
That's a claim to rape, TS, not a claim to fame.

Ehh, the Berzerker's drummer gave me a kinder egg and some jager when I was 15.

Met them all as well
RULE BRITANNIA
#27
I snogged a bird off a show called cops a few years back - she's in corrie now
Once was behind Jerry Sadowitz in a queue in a cornershop, he was buying ****loads of pot-noodles.
Mani said 'alright mate' to me as I walked into a bar after work, I blanked him, then 10 mins later realised who it was and looked over - he was having an afternoon booze sesh with the rest of Primal Scream in my local
I went out with a girl who hosted why dont you?
Jesse Mailn told me I was 'one stylish mother f***a' after his gig at the Borderline
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#28
I am friends with this guy whose dad plays in a ****ty cover band called "Smart Artist"

Also i shook Harry's hand ( from The Cat Empire )
a little lost.....
#29
Quote by cuthbertg
I snogged a bird off a show called cops a few years back - she's in corrie now
Once was behind Jerry Sadowitz in a queue in a cornershop, he was buying ****loads of pot-noodles.
Mani said 'alright mate' to me as I walked into a bar after work, I blanked him, then 10 mins later realised who it was and looked over - he was having an afternoon booze sesh with the rest of Primal Scream in my local
I went out with a girl who hosted why dont you?
Jesse Mailn told me I was 'one stylish mother f***a' after his gig at the Borderline

you sir has won
Quote by neopowell
That would be amazing. "I WILL BURN EVERYTHING!" *Garrigan appears with bucket* "Fuck this for a giggle, I'm outta here..."

Blog?
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#31
Quote by Retro Rocker
I'm Jade Goodie.

only Jade Goody would be thick enough to spell her name wrong
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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#32
Quote by Bendybaws
only Jade Goody would be thick enough to spell her name wrong

haha

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#33
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
That's not a claim to fame.

I shot Dimebag. Beat that, dick.
I fucking love you.
#36
I smoked pot with Pato Banton after a show at the Catalyst Club in Santa Cruz. Then we did this gay thing where we held hands in a circle and prayed, but it was worth it.
#37
I have a fag end that slash smoked onstage with Velvet Revolver from a show in Dublin a few years ago. Of course theres only one person (my friend who was with me) who can dispel the "bull****" claims. oh well.
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#40
freddy mercury gave me aidz
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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