#1
So this morning i got pulled over by the police and why? Because i was going at 34mph in a 30 zone...

I couldn't believe it when it happened, there were plenty of cars on the road at the time going well above 30 and they decide to pull me over!?
Luckily they let me off with a warning because i was 'polite and cooperative' but i still feel a slight bitterness towards the whole situation.

Has anyone else had similar stories??
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i still feel a slight bitterness towards the whole situation.


Why? The law says you can only drive at thirty, you were driving faster than that. Seems pretty clear-cut to me.

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Why? The law says you can only drive at thirty, you were driving faster than that. Seems pretty clear-cut to me.


He's right. It's lame they stopped you but it DOES say 30.
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you were speeding and got let off. i fail to see a problem
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Why? The law says you can only drive at thirty, you were driving faster than that. Seems pretty clear-cut to me.


I accept yes i was speeding and all, but my bitterness is more aimed towards being chosen instead of the other cars on the road at that time that were clearly going faster than me
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I couldn't believe it when it happened, there were plenty of cars on the road at the time going well above 30 and they decide to pull me over!?

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