#4
He was charged that much for pumping gas;; he didn't actually pump that much.
#5
Wow... That would ruin my day... Especially if some twat at the other end of the phone didnt believe me, and then the station owner didnt believe me for a while until I could prove it to them.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#9
Quote by Spamwise
He was charged that much for pumping gas;; he didn't actually pump that much.

Your point being? Where did anybody say he actually pumped that much gas?
#10
Quote by ZeGuitarist
Your point being? Where did anybody say he actually pumped that much gas?

The title is "Man charged for pumping $81,400,836,908 in gas!", which makes it sound like he actually pumped that much.
#11
If its say.... $2 a gallon (I dont know the cost) then that means he pumped 40,700,418,454 gallons of fuel! Damn if only I had a car that could hold that much fuel xD
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#12
Quote by Guitardude19
If its say.... $2 a gallon (I dont know the cost) then that means he pumped 40,700,418,454 gallons of fuel! Damn if only I had a car that could hold that much fuel xD


and assuming the gas is roughly 6 lbs/US gallons, that is 244,202,510,724 pounds!
#13
Quote by Skierinanutshel
and assuming the gas is roughly 6 lbs/US gallons, that is 244,202,510,724 pounds!


Poor bastard of a car wont move then.... xD sucks!
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#14
Quote by Guitardude19
Poor bastard of a car wont move then.... xD sucks!



and more numbers.....94 camaros had a 15.5 gallon tank.....so, he would need 2,625,833,449 tanks to hold the gas....

and the weight of gas alone is equal to 70989102 camaros!
#15
Quote by Skierinanutshel
and more numbers.....94 camaros had a 15.5 gallon tank.....so, he would need 2,625,833,449 tanks to hold the gas....

and the weight of gas alone is equal to 70989102 camaros!


... Sell for profit.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#17
Quote by Skierinanutshel
and then buy a country.

......or several countries......



Nah... Buying countries is expensive... Raising one army and taking over several countries is far easier... Well its cheaper in the long run >_> Because you can pillage their resources and flog that for profit too >_>
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#18
Quote by i_killed_bill
I think they were playing "Type a credit card charge with your nose" over there.

Actually, it was me. I was playing "type a card charge by slapping the numberpad with your penis".
I had a stiffy and got a bit carried away.
#19
Quote by Guitardude19
Nah... Buying countries is expensive... Raising one army and taking over several countries is far easier... Well its cheaper in the long run >_> Because you can pillage their resources and flog that for profit too >_>



....and by 'pillage their resources" we all know you mean "rape their women"....


>.>
#20
Quote by Skierinanutshel
....and by 'pillage their resources" we all know you mean "rape their women"....


>.>

The correct procedure is to burn the women, stampede the houses and rape the livestock.
#21
Quote by Skierinanutshel
....and by 'pillage their resources" we all know you mean "rape their women"....


>.>


>_>

Make more profit selling them into prostitution
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#23
Quote by Skierinanutshel



doesnt mean you cant rape 'em first.

exactly!

he put $28 worth of gas into his car

im still laughing about the outsourced customer service person lol
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