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Hey all, We've all done one thing, if not more that we still slap our selves in the head for. As soon as the realization of what we actually did comes up we find ourselves falling into a deep silent rage of our past self.


A long time ago when 2girls1cup was very big my friends convinced me to watch it for the lulz. Well I have a ritualistic habbit of clearing all porn sites, its like a programed function really- However on this specific instance it didnt really register in my mind that what I was viewing was porn. Therefore I left my history as it was.

Several days latter I was playing my guitar when I heard a shriek from the room where the computer is, I rushed in to see my mother viewing 2 weamon deficating in a cup.

I tried to explain it was a shock site and wasnt for pleasure viewing; She said my entire genoration is sick. She explained the incident to my father, he viewed it, I got grounded, he told my sister- who had heard of it already, who then viewed it, who told my brother, who told his friends, who told their family, who told their church, who told their god. And the entire community thought I was a corprophiliac.


Sorry for that big ass wall of text; But thats about the most humiliating story I could remember from my life- It all could have been avoided with the simple clearing of history.


Whats yours?
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IwannaBeSadated thanks for the laugh xD Man that sucks for you.

Well there have been many a time that Ive said or done something that I wish I never... Like today, I was in a lecture and it didnt click that my lecturer was catholic. There is the long running joke between friends and I where if I get a text from a girl they say "Is she legal?" Well, in this instance I said "Yeah she is legal. Im not as bad as you catholics.. Touching 12 year old boys indeed." My friend was catholic which is why I said what I did... But I didnt realise that my lecturer was... Right.. Behind me xD
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#7
I really wish I hadn't had unprotected sex with my ex girlfriend.


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#8
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IwannaBeSadated thanks for the laugh xD Man that sucks for you.

Well there have been many a time that Ive said or done something that I wish I never... Like today, I was in a lecture and it didnt click that my lecturer was catholic. There is the long running joke between friends and I where if I get a text from a girl they say "Is she legal?" Well, in this instance I said "Yeah she is legal. Im not as bad as you catholics.. Touching 12 year old boys indeed." My friend was catholic which is why I said what I did... But I didnt realise that my lecturer was... Right.. Behind me xD


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#10
This was a pretty dumb thing for me to do.

When I was 14 I was riding my bike and these hot girls were all like "OMG do a stunt" so I was all "OK!" In my head I was thinking "Awww yeah if I do something amazing I ll get boob."

So I climb a six foot wall, with my bike. Steady it... Ride as fast as I could along it until I reach the end and I ll jump off with the bike.

This is what happened. I rode as fast as I could, reached the end, failed to jump... The wheel catches the edge of the wall, I faceplant, bike lands on my head and I dislocate both knees... I relocate them and have to go to hospital.

I never did get boob.
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#11
I was listening to Deep Purple, and I had my headphones in with the computer's volume all the way up. When the song was over, I clicked on another link thinking it was Led Zeppelin. I didn't notice that my leg must've hit the headphones and unplugged it


......


Guess what the link really lead to


I don't think my parents cared, but still! Last thing I want is Rick Astley maxed out on my computer. I wish I hadn't done that
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#12
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I was listening to Deep Purple, and I had my headphones in with the computer's volume all the way up. When the song was over, I clicked on another link thinking it was Led Zeppelin. I didn't notice that my leg must've hit the headphones and unplugged it


......


Guess what the link really lead to


I don't think my parents cared, but still! Last thing I want is Rick Astley maxed out on my computer. I wish I hadn't done that



XD

Rick Astley fails so damn hard.
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#14
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I really wish my ex hadn't given me a handjob.


"...before she told me she was a man"
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#15
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I really wish my ex hadn't given me a handjob.


I doubt she did.
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#16
One of them moments when a girl says 'I'll let you do it to me if I can do it to you'
#19
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Who the ****s says that?


I cant visit youtube on my schools server; what happens in the video.
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#20
It was a warm day in may 2007. Liberty day in Holland. I went there with some friends and after a few hours i walked into another croup containing my sister and her friends. Well, we ended up drinking lots of beer, and smoking lots of weed. So I went to sleep after a while. When i woke up about an hour later on, my sisters ugliest girlfriend sat ontop of me and looked mme in the eyes like 20 mins:O. I decided not to bother and just continue partying.
About 2 hours later: more and more beer i was really drunk and i kissed the ugly girlfriend for at least 1 hour..
Meaning.. everyone bullies me because she was ugly and i missed a really cool metal concert because of my "destraction"... And oh yea, whem a minute away from ****ing her old johnson here wouldnt cooperate (2 much beer yknow)...\
A ****ing embarrisment.. Thanks for hearing my story the pit
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Quote by IwannaBeSadated
I cant visit youtube on my schools server; what happens in the video.


Two guys are on webcam, one of em punches the other one and he says "I can't believe you've done this".
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It was a warm day in may 2007. Liberty day in Holland. I went there with some friends and after a few hours i walked into another croup containing my sister and her friends. Well, we ended up drinking lots of beer, and smoking lots of weed. So I went to sleep after a while. When i woke up about an hour later on, my sisters ugliest girlfriend sat ontop of me and looked mme in the eyes like 20 mins:O. I decided not to bother and just continue partying.
About 2 hours later: more and more beer i was really drunk and i kissed the ugly girlfriend for at least 1 hour..
Meaning.. everyone bullies me because she was ugly and i missed a really cool metal concert because of my "destraction"... And oh yea, whem a minute away from ****ing her old johnson here wouldnt cooperate (2 much beer yknow)...\
A ****ing embarrisment.. Thanks for hearing my story the pit


Three cheers on partying on 'Vrijheidsdag'


#23
When I was about 10 years old I sent in a videogame review to a pretty big swedish videogame site, I have no idea what password or email I used and I was stupid enough back then to sign it with my real, full name. I'm the only one in the country with the damn name, so guess what shows up on google, first page.
#24
so whats your name? ^^
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#25
your story bothers the **** out of me

1st: why wouldn't you just prove to them it's a shock video?
2nd: why would your parents tell your little sister?
3rd: if your sister heard of it before, why didn't she tell your parents it's a shock video?
4th: why would your brothers friends tell their familys?
5th: why would they tell the whole church?

like at church:

"So, my child's friends brother watched a video where two girls **** in to each others mouths. Lord have mercy on his soul"

sorry I think TS's story is bull****
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#26
I posted in a spam thread, so now i have a warning. I'm going to have to be on my best behavior now...
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#29
playing poker with some friends and i showed a 100 dollar bluff to my buddy who had an ace high straight, he was a dumbass for not calling all i had was a 5 2 of hearts, absoulutley nothing, so my dumbass showed him the buff when he folded and he then proceeded to punch me in the face, breaking my glasses, and busting open my eye
#30
I left a Pure Pwnage premier without getting a few epic pictures of Jeremy and me. I could have made my friends jealous... but no... I had to get on the train.

I did get one of those Noobs signs signed, though.
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#31
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I really wish I hadn't had unprotected sex with my ex girlfriend.

Ditto...
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When I was about 10 years old I sent in a videogame review to a pretty big swedish videogame site, I have no idea what password or email I used and I was stupid enough back then to sign it with my real, full name. I'm the only one in the country with the damn name, so guess what shows up on google, first page.



fool whats yo name?.
#33
I told myself I would delete my pr0n last night before my mom came onto the PC today.

I forgot.

She hasn't said anything but I know she knows because when I went onto my PC just now it shows my history and I didn't click on my history.

I'm an idiot.
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#34
Seriously the only real thing(s) I regret doing was lying to my girlfriend. This has ****ed up our relationship a bit. Hard to get confidence back from her now. I hope she's going to trust me again.
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#35
Many many things come to mind. 1. Using drugs. 2. Drinking till I shouldve been dead. 3. Smoking cigarettes. 4. Punching things being Im pissd off. 5. Getting married the second time. 6. Selling certain guitars. 7. Walking till I had blisters on my feet and chafing my ass crack. 8. Eating an entire bottle of some kind of pills. 9. Watching the beheading of the American by the camel jockeys and (drum roll please) 10. Watching 2 Girls 1 Cup a few months ago! (Sickening ****!)

I never watch porn but when I heard about that, I had to see it! Never again!!
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Quote by Guitardude19
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=658898

The first post in this thread and some other posts thereafter have some things I really wish I never done.

That's brilliant!
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#37
When my ex broke up with me I didn't put up a fight at all, didn't try to get her back at all, I was just in shock. I really regret that. But there's a saying I heard ages ago that I've practically lived by:
"It's easier to regret something that I've done than something that I haven't"
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#38
1)drinking and driving...to my own house.

2)i didnt wake up my passed out friend so he could get vince neils autograph. (i was excited and forgot he was there)

3)i didnt call that one girl back. she was kinda freaky, in a good way, an i fugged it up.

4) i drunk dialed my sister, then told her friend that we were gonna ****. (me and the friend were gonna do it, not me and my sister.)

5)i drunk emailed the freaky girl. the word what had about 20 letters because i couldnt find the right ones, got pissed and hit the keyboard and then forgot to delete the extra leters.

6) i put a huge dead snake in this old lady's mailbox. She could have died, and that would have sucked.

thats about it.
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At the beginning of last semester, my friend decided to have a party in his dorm suite. Being freshman and below the drinking age, this is of course prohibited. So it starts off pretty well. A few friends from high school came up to party with us and everybody was having a good time, except for me. See I was forced to spend the entire day with my most annoying friend, and by chance it was also his room we were in. The combination of him wanting to seem like a cool college bro, coupled with the fact that he was too much of a pussy to even turn on the music, was beginning to piss me off.

So, after a few games, decided to start doing some shots. Lacking any shot glasses, I was pretty much just guessing the amount in my solo cup. It wasn't until I had taken about 15 shots of Captain Morgan that I realized I was in trouble. Luckily, the charming Captain had taken over and made sure to get in all the "cool" pics with the "hot" girls. After what seemed like hours, although it was only about 15 minutes of pure drunkeness, my friend asked if I wanted to smoke outside. Naturally, I thought this would be a great idea. While walking to his car, I decide Ill take a piss, not noticing the cops there. My friend had decided to run, leaving me alone pissing on a trash can.

They were nice enough, except the policeman refused to shake my hand after taking all my information down. I walked back to my room, after getting lost a number of times and having to ask for help. I got back to my dorm, pulled the bed off the top bunk, laid down and puked all over it, then passed out. I woke up at 5am, cleaned my sheets, took a shower, and said "Never Again"
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