Poll: What pains a man more when hit?
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View poll results: What pains a man more when hit?
Twig (shaft)
3 6%
Berriez (nads)
44 94%
Voters: 47.
#2
Berries fo sheezay.
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#6
Balls you idiot...

Was this thread really needed?
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#7
Berries, hands down.
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My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.
#8
the twig can be bent and slapped without real pain...well, it cant be bent comfortably when erect...but meh.

the berries though...g0ddamnit, youd best not do more than carress/lick/fondle them. they are ultra sensitive to pain.
#9
Berries. Although you almost always get hit in the twig as well.

Unless, of course, your employer is using you to hold a target for archery practice, and his friend gets angry and shoots you in the groin, in which case you may only be hit in the twig. It's a thousand-to-one chance.
#10
Quote by MightyAl
Berries. Although you almost always get hit in the twig as well.

Unless, of course, your employer is using you to hold a target for archery practice, and his friend gets angry and shoots you in the groin, in which case you may only be hit in the twig. It's a thousand-to-one chance.

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Has that happened to you?
#11
Quote by i_killed_bill
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Has that happened to you?

Surprisingly enough, I have never been shot in the penis with an arrow because I had slept with Jane 'Bury Me In A Y-Shaped Coffin' Harrington.

She has a thing about beards, apparently.
#12
In that case, I'm going to shave.
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My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.
#14
Quote by MightyAl


Unless, of course, your employer is using you to hold a target for archery practice, and his friend gets angry and shoots you in the groin, in which case you may only be hit in the twig. It's a thousand-to-one chance.


I shall have to tell my grandchildren
altho now grandchildren seem out of the question
#15
Quote by Jarrad100
I shall have to tell my grandchildren
altho now grandchildren seem out of the question

But at least I have a lucky willy.