I thought he was speaking Jibberish but then i realised he was Irish...
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
Don't lie TS, it's your dad isn't it?
Quote by chimneyfish
"death-metal is the best when its in the shape of a dildo and shoved in my ass"

Born to lose...
...live to Win
is this advitsing lol?
Yoda i be!

Quote by lzrdsixsix6
its so much funner doing it with friends tho...........like masturbation

Quote by GrayFoxz
With your post, the pit has its rightful name - the pit, the most lowest place on earth, after a 100 feet of earth and 200 feet of sh|t .
The Irish Pruane2!

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo

E-Married to Funny_Page
That made me ill to watch...

Dunlop 535Q Wah, Ibanez TS-9, EHX LBM
Mesa/Boogie Express 5:25
MXR 6-band EQ, Boss NS-2, Boss PS-5, MXR Phase 90, MXR Carbon Copy

GAS: Micro POG

Quote by Zugunruhe
this was the funniest thing ive seen in the pit for weeks.

^about me
he looks like harry potter but nerdier.
Quote by Lars
Hey guys. What is this new amp we got today? it says M... Ma... Mars something. Marshall!!!
i think it says MG here on a little note too
Quote by Kirk

Quote by James

What in the name of Holy Thunderforce did he say?
My Last.FM

"The more you think, the better you're going to play. That should be a quote somewhere."
- Marty Friedman
Quote by flinny-tar
is this advitsing lol?

sorry what?

and btw, is he trying to make sense?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Ug Ftw
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up

Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
Quote by SlipknotRule93
Ug Ftw

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Quote by Stoner0405
Is he speaking words?

He's Irish.

So no, just drunken nonsense.


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
He's Irish.

So no, just drunken nonsense.

I lol'd.
🙈 🙉 🙊

This made my ill day, thanks TS
Quote by Fucking loads of people who were appeasing me in order for me to write
blues_to_thrash, you are the master of epic lulz

My Music

That was the worst rant I've ever seen, but he is one hell of a poet... Yep, it's even worse than the first video.
Jackson Kelly KE3 w/P-Rails; Aria Pro II TSB-350
• ZVex Fuzz Factory; DigiTech Whammy; Danelectro Fish & Chips; Marshall ED1; Fulltone OCD; DigiTech Whammy; Marshall JMP1; Boss CE3; Vox AC4TV

EMU 0404; Reason/Record; M-Audio AV40
lol wut
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.

Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
Quote by jaffawoman
That was the worst rant I've ever seen, but he is one hell of a poet... Yep, it's even worse than the first video.

I find the title of the poem to be extremely racist.
Quote by GodofGuitar1991
you are a real guitarist when you are not ashamed about masturbating to musicians friend magazine.
He's funny. TS, give him a hug for me. lol

Just go up and be like *hug* "That's from some guy in the pit" he's Irish see if he punches you.
I see...

Well, seeing as it was Youtube, I had no choice but to cry "UG FTW."
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Demoralising women is just one of the many services we provide here at UG
to be quite honest even I didn't understand what he was saying and i have a thicker accent than him
Member of the Bass Militia, PM Nutter_101 to join

Quote by bass-boy-garith
well done mr. kiss my bass, well done